Friday, August 1, 2014

2014 - JUL - Zombie Files

2014-07-31 - Naked man, 23, drives car into cop car in Boucherville, Quebec (Canada):

Note: Boucherville is located on the banks of the St. Lawrence River...

2014-07-31 - Woman, 34, bites her baby, breaks its ribs and shoulder blades, in Raleigh (North Carolina):

2014-07-27 - Naked man, 57, runs around in traffic, gets run over and killed by cop car, in coastal Los Angeles (California):

2014-07-26 - Naked man in his 20s steals stuff and SUV then crashes SUV on I-5 at 5 AM in coastal Seattle (Washington), 1 injured:

2014-07-25 - Naked man, 53, menaces people with rifle, gets arrested, in Farmington (New Mexico):

2014-07-24 - Man gets naked, spouts gibberish, gets tased, on I-70 near Ohio 13 (Ohio):

Quote: "A man was stunned with a Taser early Thursday morning after walking along the side of Interstate 70 near Ohio 13. According to a police report, the man continued to walk toward the interstate after being stunned and had to be tackled by officers. The suspect was 'spouting non-sensical phrases and acting very impaired' as well as going on about 'God and the devil,' the police report said."

2014-07-24 - Naked man cuts himself with shard of glass, gets tased and taken in, in East Stroudsburg (Pennsylvania):

2014-07-23 - Naked man, 20 to 30, prowling around Fond du Lac (Wisconsin), breaks into at least one home:

2014-07-23 - Man strips naked in the street in Oswego (Illinois):

Note: The Fox River goes right through the middle of Oswego...

2014-07-21 - Naked man, 28, attacks elderly man in coastal Naples (Florida):

2014-07-21 - Naked man, 24, runs around neighborhood, flees cops, gets tased, in Brandon Township (Michigan):

2014-07-20 - Naked incoherent man found wandering in Cleveland (Ohio):

2014-07-18 - Naked man found walking the streets of Quispamsis (Canada), near the Kennebecasis River:

2014-07-17 - Naked man, 45, found walking the streets in coastal Norwalk (Connecticut):

2014-07-15 - Naked man screams, found on top of car kicking his legs in the air, in Greenwood (South Carolina):

Quote: "A Greenwood man is facing multiple charges after he was found naked on top of someone else’s car as he kicked his legs in the air, according to police."

2014-07-15 - Man flees cops, jumps in the Blue River, strips naked, gets caught, in Kansas City (Missouri):

Quote: "Police say the man was going from vehicle to vehicle before he was confronted. They add that he was acting erratic and agitated."

2014-07-15 - Naked man in his 30s walks dog in Madison (Wisconsin), near Lake Mendota:

2014-07-14 - Naked man, 30, walks in traffic, damages car, on I-80 in Waverly (Nebraska):

2014-07-14 - Naked man found in water-filled wash in Tucson (Arizona):

Quote: "The 911 call initially came in as a swift water rescue, but when crews arrived they found the man just sitting in the water, said Capt. Barrett Baker, a Tucson fire spokesman. 'He wouldn't voluntarily get out of the water,' Baker said."

2014-07-13 - Naked man, 26, walks in traffic at 12:45 AM, punches cop, gets shot dead, in Fountain Hills (Arizona):

Quote: "Sheriff Joe Arpaio says 26-year-old David Brandstetter was first reported walking in traffic shortly before the shooting early Sunday and was later spotted by the officer as Brandstetter was in a neighborhood. Arpaio says Brandstetter opened the patrol car when the deputy stopped to talk to him, punched the officer, tried to put the vehicle into drive and attempted to take away the officer's gun. The officer then shot Brandstetter, who was pronounced dead at the scene."

2014-07-12 - Naked man, 22, runs around, jumps on cars, assaults cop, in Watsonville (California), near the coast:

2014-07-11 - Half-naked man blows tire and keeps on driving, in San Antonio (Texas):

Quote: "Witnesses told police they saw the driver lose control and blow the front left tire. Ignoring the flat, the driver just kept on going. Officers found the car pulled over at Loop 1604 and Judson and likely realized why the man didn't stop to replace his flat on the side of the highway: He was naked from the waist down. Police said the man did not appear intoxicated but called emergency medical crews to check on his mental health."

2014-07-10 - Naked man, 53, threatens to kill neighbor, gets arrested, in St. Louis County (Missouri), near the Mississippi River:

Note: This is the third naked guy incident in St. Louis in the last five weeks. A man, 23, danced naked along I-44 and climbed on some cars in traffic at 6:15 AM, mentioned in the 2014-06-05 update. And another naked man was seen wandering around in South St. Louis, mentioned in the 2014-06-23 update...

2014-07-08 - Man, 48, crashes pickup into ditch at 12:30 AM then runs down I-55 stripping naked, near Pevely (Missouri):

Quote: "'The man was completely naked,' Pevely Police Capt. Kevin Sullivan said. 'He had taken his clothes off as he was going down the shoulder. Every so often they (officers) found an article of clothing.'"

2014-07-07 - Naked man walks down the street, gets arrested, in Hull (Britain):

2014-07-06 - Naked man flees through woods, gets captured, in Glen Rock (New Jersey):

2014-07-04 - Naked man gets violent on street in coastal Bridgeport (Connecticut):

Quote: "Report of a naked man acting violent in the 500 block of Beechmont."

2014-07-02 - Naked man with a knife wanders around near shopping center in coastal Everett (Washington):

Quote: "Another caller reported that the man was armed with a knife. Officers detained the man with no trouble. They called firefighters to the scene to determine if the man needed medical attention."

2014-07-01 - Naked man, 22, threatens cops with knife, scuffles, cop breaks leg, in Jones County (Mississippi):!69CKK

2014-07-01 - Naked incoherent man rants, raves, exhibits super strength, growls, charges cop, in Taunton (Massachusetts):

Quote: "When the police officer removed his electroshock Taser weapon from his belt and told the man to calm down and get on the ground, he allegedly instead growled and tried charging the cop, who then deployed his Taser so its probes struck the man in the chest."

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