Jumping Jack Flash Hypothesis: It's A Gas Gas Gas: March 2024

Sunday, March 31, 2024

Event Update For 2024-03-31

http://jumpingjackflashhypothesis.blogspot.com/2012/02/jumping-jack-flash-hypothesis-its-gas.html

The seas, lakes and oceans are now pluming deadly hydrogen sulfide and suffocating methane. Hydrogen sulfide is a highly toxic water-soluble heavier-than-air gas and will accumulate in low-lying areas. Methane is slightly more buoyant than normal air and so will be all around, but will tend to contaminate our atmosphere from the top down. These gases are sickening and killing oxygen-using life all around the world, including human life, as our atmosphere is increasingly poisoned. Because both gases are highly flammable and because our entire civilization is built around fire and flammable fuels, this is leading to more fires and explosions. This is an extinction level event and will likely decimate both the biosphere and human population and it is debatable whether humankind can survive this event.

A. More fires and more explosions, especially along the coasts, but everywhere generally.
B. Many more animal die-offs, of all kinds, and especially oceanic species.
C. More multiples of people will be found dead in their homes, as if they'd dropped dead.
D. More corpses found in low-lying areas, all over the world.
E. More unusual vehicular accidents.
F. Improved unemployment numbers as people die off.

Category: Variety Pack

2024-03-31 - Unknown sulfury odor hits large stretch of coast in and around coastal Helsinki (Finland) and coastal St. Petersburg (Russia):
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1883634/finland-russia-gas-smell
http://news.yahoo.com/finnish-authorities-detect-sulphur-smell-135553280.html
http://www.reuters.com/world/europe/finnish-authorities-detect-sulphur-like-smell-helsinki-region-2024-03-31/
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/smell-helsinki-st-petersburg-finland-b2521318.html
http://www.usnews.com/news/world/articles/2024-03-31/finnish-authorities-detect-sulphur-like-smell-in-helsinki-region
http://www.helsinkitimes.fi/finland/finland-news/domestic/25046-unpleasant-smell-across-southern-finland-and-st-petersburg-remains-a-mystery.html
http://nypost.com/2024/04/01/world-news/mysterious-stench-reported-across-regions-of-finland-russia/

Quote: "In a perplexing turn of events that captivated both local communities and international news outlets, an intense, sulphur-like smell pervaded large areas of Southern Finland, including Helsinki, Espoo, and Porvo. Despite exhaustive efforts by Finnish authorities, the origin of the malodor, which sparked widespread concern on Sunday, remains unsolved."

Quote: "A strong smell resembling that of sulphur or burnt rubber was detected in the region around Finland's capital Helsinki, the city's rescue department said on Sunday. The smell has been reported in an area spanning at least 60 km (37 miles) along Finland's southern coastline, the department said."

Quote: "Russian media outlet Fontanka reported on Sunday that residents in several areas of St Petersburg, the Russian city closest to Finland, had complained of an unpleasant odour, comparing it to that of gas, garbage or burnt rubber."

Quote: "'Yes, at Primorskaya you can’t breathe either, there’s a terrible smell, like gas. I woke up with a headache and couldn’t breathe,' wrote another user, Masha Artamonova, the UK’s Independent reported."

2024-03-31 - Unknown rotten egg odor regularly hitting areas in and around South Hills (Pennsylvania):
http://www.yahoo.com/news/odor-continues-cause-concern-residents-224744676.html

Quote: "We have been hearing from people in the South Hills about a similar smell for months now, and no one seems to know what’s causing it. 'It smells like natural gas,' said Sandra Scott. Sandra Scott lives in Jefferson Hills. She says she’s been smelling it off and on for four months. Some days, it’s stronger than others."

2024-03-31 - Metal plant damaged by fire at 5:15 AM on Gretton Brook Road in Corby (Britain):
http://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cld4r06dy4lo

2024-03-31 - Recycling center fire breaks out shortly before 4 AM in coastal Sunderland (Britain):
http://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c3gky384x3xo
http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/gallery/firefighters-spend-hours-tackling-blaze-28915784

2024-03-31 - Thousands of eels found dead in Kauritutahi Stream on the North Island (New Zealand):
http://www.sciencealert.com/thousands-of-eels-found-dead-in-new-zealand-and-its-not-the-first-time

2024-03-31 - The clock is running out on migratory birds:
http://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2024/03/bird-migration-climate-change-green-up-spring/677932/