Jumping Jack Flash Hypothesis: It's A Gas Gas Gas: Event Update For 2026-01-08

http://jumpingjackflashhypothesis.blogspot.com/2012/02/jumping-jack-flash-hypothesis-its-gas.html

The seas, lakes and oceans are now pluming deadly hydrogen sulfide and suffocating methane. Hydrogen sulfide is a highly toxic water-soluble heavier-than-air gas and will accumulate in low-lying areas. Methane is slightly more buoyant than normal air and so will be all around, but will tend to contaminate our atmosphere from the top down. These gases are sickening and killing oxygen-using life all around the world, including human life, as our atmosphere is increasingly poisoned. Because both gases are highly flammable and because our entire civilization is built around fire and flammable fuels, this is leading to more fires and explosions. This is an extinction level event and will likely decimate both the biosphere and human population and it is debatable whether humankind can survive this event.

A. More fires and more explosions, especially along the coasts, but everywhere generally.
B. Many more animal die-offs, of all kinds, and especially oceanic species.
C. More multiples of people will be found dead in their homes, as if they'd dropped dead.
D. More corpses found in low-lying areas, all over the world.
E. More unusual vehicular accidents.
F. Improved unemployment numbers as people die off.

Category: Variety Pack

2026-01-08 - RV goes up in flames and kills person on Michelle Street in Eutawville (South Carolina):
http://www.wistv.com/2026/01/08/crews-investigating-deadly-rv-fire-orangeburg-county/
http://www.wrdw.com/2026/01/08/rv-fire-kills-1-person-orangeburg-county-spurs-investigation/
http://www.wltx.com/article/news/local/street-squad/orangeburg/eutawville-orangeburg-county-deadly-fire-michelle-street/101-e9216c2a-38cd-4d76-8334-936ff47f50a6
http://www.facebook.com/WIS10/posts/just-in-1-dead-after-rv-fire-in-orangeburg-county/1322996319856264/
http://thetandd.com/news/local/article_1b152cec-1d82-47f9-ba28-767b4eaf4d1b.html

Note: This is the 10 RV to burn in 2026, and this is the 1st deadly RV fire in 2026...

2026-01-08 - Car bursts into flame while parked in showroom at dealership in Saco (Maine):
http://www.pressherald.com/2026/01/08/electric-vehicle-catches-fire-in-saco-car-dealership-showroom/
http://www.newscentermaine.com/video/news/local/public-safety/electric-vehicle-catches-fire-inside-kia-car-dealership-in-saco/97-26c18c02-9ac7-48fc-9bb9-42b7b09949e5
http://www.newscentermaine.com/video/news/local/public-safety/an-electric-vehicle-catches-fire-at-a-saco-car-dealership/97-f9b9357b-4726-4539-a582-5c98e646a3ef

2026-01-08 - Car bursts into flame while parked at home on Old Cemetery Road in Greeneville (Tennessee):
http://www.greenevillesun.com/news/local_news/3-dogs-safely-removed-from-home-next-to-car-fire/article_44b9cd0f-9040-474c-ba3f-db7c35c1c37f.html
http://wgrv.com/2026/01/08/ole-cemetery-road-fire-destroys-car-damages-residence/

2026-01-08 - Car bursts into flame while parked at home on Hillside Terrace in Wesley Hills (New York):
http://www.rocklanddaily.com/news/fully-involved-car-fire-on-hillside-terrace-in-wesley-hills-last-night

2026-01-08 - At least 30 wildfires rage across Victoria (Australia), homes destroyed, 3 people missing:
http://news.sky.com/story/catastrophic-australian-bushfires-force-evacuations-and-school-closures-13492211
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/australia-bushfires-wildfires-live-updates-map-victoria-heatwave-b2897266.html
http://www.reuters.com/sustainability/climate-energy/three-people-missing-bushfires-destroy-homes-australias-southeast-2026-01-09/
http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2026/jan/09/australia-news-live-victoria-catastrophic-bushfire-fire-ban-heatwave-tropical-cyclone-floods-royal-commission-antisemitism-bondi-anthony-albanese-ntwnfb
http://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cevnxz24rldo

Quote: "Three missing as ‘catastrophic’ wildfires hit Victoria town ‘like a bomb’..."

Quote: "Fire officials warned the situation could worsen, with dozens of towns under threat. Victoria and South Australia were placed on high alert, with total fire bans declared and large areas given 'catastrophic' or 'extreme' fire danger ratings – the most severe warning level."

2026-01-08 - ‘Zombie fires’ burning in northeastern B.C. (Canada), some sparked years ago:
http://globalnews.ca/news/11605164/zombie-fires-burning-northeastern-bc-sparked-years-ago/
http://www.msn.com/en-ca/weather/topstories/bc-s-zombie-fires-are-burning-deep-underground-here-s-how-they-could-spark-back-to-life-in-2026/ar-AA1TKEHF

2026-01-08 - Humpback whale washes ashore dead near coastal Bethany Beach (Delaware):
http://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/juvenile-humpback-whale-found-dead-034234992.html
http://www.fox29.com/news/juvenile-humpback-whale-found-dead-bloated-near-bethany-beach
http://www.wboc.com/news/dead-whale-spotted-off-bethany-beach/article_0f6fcb7e-9b36-4173-892a-333e5a54a726.html
http://www.wdel.com/news/dead-whale-found-off-the-coast-of-bethany-beach/article_15972653-79cf-44a3-8dbe-608e809add5e.html

2026-01-08 - At least six pilot whales strand and die at coastal Farewell Spit (New Zealand):
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/new-zealand-pilot-whale-stranding-b2897276.html
http://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c24g1lgqrvpo

2026-01-08 - Home destroyed by explosion and fire off Cherry Road in Boone (Colorado), 2 killed:
http://www.9news.com/article/news/local/pueblo-county-boone-explosion/73-fbd34ae1-9c6b-4eb9-9f79-ac07a34999dc
http://www.cbsnews.com/colorado/news/residents-killed-explosion-southern-colorado-home/
http://www.fox21news.com/top-stories/two-killed-in-pueblo-county-explosion/

Note: This is the 2nd residential explosion in 2026...

2026-01-08 - Three superyachts destroyed by fire shortly before 3:30 AM while docked at marina in coastal Mosman (Australia):
http://www.boatingnz.co.nz/2026/01/superyachts-lost-in-massive-sydney-harbour-marina-blaze/
http://www.boatinternational.com/yachts/news/three-yachts-sink-spit-marina-sydney-australia
http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/video/2026/jan/09/fire-sydney-luxury-yachts
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/australia-sydney-marina-superyachts-fire-b2897291.html
http://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/fire-rips-through-multiple-superyachts-in-mosman-marina-20260109-p5nspw.html
http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2026/jan/09/luxury-yachts-sydney-harbour-fire-mosman
http://www.aol.com/articles/fire-exclusive-sydney-marina-sinks-090921591.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUt6vBDdglo

2026-01-08 - Passenger boat bursts into flame in coastal Hannah Bay in Tortola (British Virgin Islands):
http://www.virginislandsnewsonline.com/en/news/boat-on-fire-hannah-bay
http://www.facebook.com/VINOLatest/posts/boat-on-fire-hannah-bayhannay-bay-tortola-vi-a-large-vessel-has-been-engulfed-by/1316906733789734/
http://www.facebook.com/guavaberrymarketinginc/posts/breaking-newsinformation-reaching-our-newsroom-is-that-there-is-a-major-fire-in-/880283591026877/

Note: These are the 33rd, 34th, 35th and 36th boats/ships to burn/explode in 2026...

2026-01-08 - School bus bursts into flame at elementary school in Rising Sun (Indiana):
http://www.wlwt.com/article/school-bus-catches-fire-switzerland-county-elementary-school/69944970
http://www.eagledayton.com/news/school-bus-catches-fire-near-elementary-school/7KX5QNMS3BE5JPRLW72ZJ5P5RU/
http://www.wcpo.com/news/local-news/switzerland-county-elementary-closed-after-school-bus-fire-near-the-building
http://www.eaglecountryonline.com/news/local-news/switzerland-co-elementary-closed-today-following-school-bus-fire/
http://www.fox19.com/2026/01/08/school-bus-catches-fire-classes-canceled-elementary-school/
http://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/school-bus-catches-fire-near-195845597.html

Note: This is the 3rd school bus to burn in 2026, and this is the 18th bus to burn in 2026...

2026-01-08 - Passenger bus bursts into flame at 6:43 AM on street in coastal Greenock (Scotland):
http://news.stv.tv/west-central/bus-engulfed-in-flames-as-firefighters-tackle-blaze-with-greenock-road-closed
http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/15780578/bus-engulfed-flames-greenock/

Note: This is the 19th bus to burn in 2026...

2026-01-08 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame on I-75 in Monroe County (Georgia):
http://www.41nbc.com/tractor-trailer-fire-causes-traffic-delays-on-i-75-south-in-monroe-county/
http://www.13wmaz.com/article/traffic/items-monroe-county-mail-truck-fire-salvageable-us-postal-service-says/93-2b84f950-f14c-45b4-a7d8-3d655be04d32
http://www.13wmaz.com/video/traffic/traffic-alert-i-75-south-at-standstill-after-mail-truck-catches-on-fire-in-monroe-county/93-86e35257-2537-491c-9a4f-e072b32735a8
http://wgxa.tv/news/local/tractor-trailer-catches-fire-on-i-75-south-causing-traffic-delays-in-monroe-county-sheriffs-office-mile-marker-182-forsyth-traffic-alerts
http://www.facebook.com/13WMAZ/posts/a-mail-truck-fire-on-i-75-in-monroe-county-destroyed-all-packages-inside-the-dri/1306673451496186/
http://postaltimes.com/mail-truck-catches-fire-on-i-75-south-in-monroe-county-lanes-since-reopened/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKXZ7binM74

2026-01-08 - Several tractors destroyed by fire while parked at business in Avon Park (Florida):
http://www.wfla.com/news/highlands-county/multiple-tractors-catch-on-fire-at-avon-park-business/
http://www.wtsp.com/video/news/barn-fire-highlands-county-avon-park/67-b40c39be-1923-4a58-96fe-d3813ad7a04f
http://www.facebook.com/WFLANewsChannel8/posts/multiple-tractors-caught-on-fire-wednesday-night-at-a-commercial-property-in-avo/1384752383690431/

2026-01-08 - Tractor (loader), pickup truck and barn destroyed by fire shortly before 6 AM in Sheldon (Iowa):
http://kiwaradio.com/lights-sirens/rural-sheldon-barn-pickup-skid-loader-destroyed-in-fire/

2026-01-08 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame on the M62 near Saddleworth (Britain):
http://www.theoldhamtimes.co.uk/news/25751716.national-highways-reopen-m62-lorry-fire/
http://www.burytimes.co.uk/news/25751586.lorry-fire-causes-major-disruption-m62/
http://www.messengernewspapers.co.uk/news/25751716.national-highways-reopen-m62-lorry-fire/
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/m62-traffic-live-lorry-fire-33195996
http://www.burytimes.co.uk/news/25751716.national-highways-reopen-m62-lorry-fire/

Note: These are the 29th, 30th, 31st, 32nd, 33rd and 34th tractors/tankers/semis to burn/explode in 2026...

2026-01-08 - Campervan and pickup truck destroyed by fire while parked at property on Homewood Road in coastal Campbell River (Canada):
http://campbellrivermirror.com/2026/01/08/crews-respond-to-car-fire-in-campbell-river/

2026-01-08 - SUV bursts into flame while parked in garage at home on Old Post Road in Monument (Colorado):
http://www.kktv.com/2026/01/08/vehicle-catches-fire-inside-garage-monument/

2026-01-08 - SUV bursts into flame on I-520 in Augusta (Georgia):
http://www.wrdw.com/2026/01/08/vehicle-fire-causes-big-traffic-backup-i-520/
http://www.wjbf.com/csra-news/vehicle-fire-causing-back-up-on-bobby-jones-expressway-at-i-20w/
http://www.wfxg.com/news/car-on-fire-causes-traffic-backup-on-bobby-jones-expressway/article_e3245db3-ebbc-44d3-bd03-e557e7b5df7e.html

2026-01-08 - Pickup truck bursts into flame on Route 15 just south of Buttonwood (Pennsylvania):
http://www.sungazette.com/news/2026/01/fire-crews-quickly-extinguish-thursday-morning-truck-fire-near-buttonwood/

2026-01-08 - Pickup truck bursts into flame west of Marshall (Minnesota):
http://www.marshallindependent.com/news/local-news/2026/01/fire-destroyed-truck-in-lyon-co-tuesday/

2026-01-08 - Pickup truck bursts into flame on 8th Street East in Owen Sound (Canada):
http://www.bayshorebroadcasting.ca/2026/01/08/firefighters-respond-to-vehicle-fire-in-owen-sound/

2026-01-08 - Vehicle bursts into flame on US 58 in Southampton County (Virginia):
http://www.13newsnow.com/article/traffic/vehicle-fire-shuts-down-us-58-in-southampton-county/291-a6a4412e-9495-4f89-90ce-e2af0d4dbc5f

2026-01-08 - Lawnmowers and garage destroyed by fire at home on West St. Joseph Drive in Thomasboro (Illinois):
http://www.news-gazette.com/news/garage-equipment-destroyed-in-thomasboro-fire/article_0a09d1d8-3ef8-4d69-ab00-b18d3bd55ffd.html

Quote: "The garage served as a storage site for lawnmowers and other equipment for the homeowner's lawn care business, all of which was destroyed in the blaze."

2026-01-08 - Auto shop damaged by fire on Commerce Avenue in coastal Hollywood (Maryland):
http://thebaynet.com/crews-respond-to-morning-fire-at-hollywood-body-shop/

2026-01-08 - Barn destroyed by fire on Durham Road in Nockamixon Township (Pennsylvania):
http://www.cbsnews.com/philadelphia/news/barn-fire-kintnersville-bucks-county-pennsylvania/
http://www.bucksindependence.com/second-alarm-barn-fire-draws-heavy-response-in-nockamixon-township-thursday-morning/
http://centralbucksnews.com/news/2026/jan/08/second-alarm-barn-fire-draws-heavy-response-in-nockamixon-township-thursday-morning/
http://www.wfmz.com/news/area/southeastern-pa/upper-bucks-county/barn-fire-sparks-second-alarm-in-bucks-county/article_3d235860-1643-4ab2-a511-83c0290c6d96.html
http://patch.com/pennsylvania/doylestown/2-alarm-fire-rips-through-upper-bucks-county-barn

2026-01-08 - Beachfront restaurant heavily damaged by fire on Ocean View Boulevard in coastal Pacific Grove (California):
http://www.ksbw.com/article/fire-closes-beach-house-restaurant-lovers-point/69962192

2026-01-08 - Flooring business heavily damaged by fire on Lapalco Boulevard in Marrero (Louisiana):
http://www.wdsu.com/article/crews-battling-fire-at-marrero-business/69947801

2026-01-08 - Workshop destroyed by fire at 11:30 PM at Maine Wildlife Park in Gray (Maine):
http://www.wmtw.com/article/crews-respond-to-fire-at-maine-wildlife-park-in-gray/69953291

2026-01-08 - Strip club heavily damaged by fire at 12:30 AM on Vernon Hills Drive near Peshtigo (Wisconsin):
http://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/story/news/2026/01/08/fire-damages-northpoint-strip-club-near-peshtigo-in-marinette-county/88091066007/

2026-01-08 - Mobile home heavily damaged by fire on Langlois Road in Desert Edge (California), 2 injured:
http://kesq.com/news/2026/01/08/two-injured-after-fire-at-mobile-home-in-desert-edge/

2026-01-08 - Mobile home destroyed by fire in Shinnston (West Virginia):
http://www.wdtv.com/2026/01/09/explosions-reported-mobile-home-fire-shinnston/

2026-01-08 - Home heavily damaged by fire off Fiebrantz Avenue in Wauwatosa (Wisconsin), 1 injured:
http://www.wisn.com/article/one-person-injured-in-thursday-morning-wauwatosa-fire/69950745

2026-01-08 - Home heavily damaged by fire on Delmont Road in East Hartford (Connecticut), dog killed:
http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/dog-dies-in-east-hartford-house-fire-family-displaced/3685017/

2026-01-08 - Hotel heavily damaged by fire shortly after midnight in Ridgeland (South Carolina):
http://www.wtoc.com/2026/01/07/fire-damages-40-rooms-best-western-hotel-point-south/
http://www.blufftontoday.com/story/news/2026/01/07/fire-destroys-40-rooms-at-best-western-hotel-in-point-south/88066796007/
http://www.savannahnow.com/story/news/regional/2026/01/08/fire-destroys-40-rooms-at-best-western-hotel-in-point-south/88084712007/

2026-01-08 - Deadly fire burns home on North Main Street in Easton (Massachusetts), 1 killed:
http://www.wpri.com/news/local-news/se-mass/fire-breaks-out-in-easton-home/

2026-01-08 - Deadly fire burns home on Redwood Drive in Manor Township (Pennsylvania), 1 killed:
http://lancasteronline.com/news/local/1-person-dead-in-manor-township-fire-police/article_b207476b-b264-49cb-9ab0-bf4c486a52ed.html

2026-01-08 - Deadly fire destroys home just before 3 AM on 8th Avenue in Oberlin (Louisiana), 1 killed:
http://www.kplctv.com/2026/01/08/oberlin-man-killed-early-morning-house-fire/

2026-01-08 - Deadly fire burns apartment building on Meadow Lane in West Norriton Township (Pennsylvania), 1 killed:
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/woman-killed-fire-at-westover-village-apartments-west-norriton-township-thursday/4330258/

2026-01-08 - Vacant building burns off Flagler Street in coastal Miami (Florida):
http://www.local10.com/news/local/2026/01/07/fire-erupts-at-abandoned-building-in-miami/

2026-01-08 - Vacant home destroyed by fire in the wee hours on South Cockrell Hill Road near Cockrell Hill (Texas):
http://www.fox4news.com/news/fire-destroys-vacant-home-near-cockrell-hill
http://x.com/FOX4/status/2009278972043878683

2026-01-08 - Two men, 49 and 39, found dead in car in coastal Brooklyn (New York):
http://pix11.com/news/local-news/brooklyn/2-men-found-dead-in-parked-car-in-brooklyn-nypd/
http://www.fox5ny.com/news/draft-multiple-dead-car-brooklyn

Quote: "One of the men was behind the wheel and the other in the passenger seat, sources said. The men had no signs of trauma, and there was no blood found at the scene, according to police sources."