Jumping Jack Flash Hypothesis: It's A Gas Gas Gas: Event Update For 2025-12-01

http://jumpingjackflashhypothesis.blogspot.com/2012/02/jumping-jack-flash-hypothesis-its-gas.html

The seas, lakes and oceans are now pluming deadly hydrogen sulfide and suffocating methane. Hydrogen sulfide is a highly toxic water-soluble heavier-than-air gas and will accumulate in low-lying areas. Methane is slightly more buoyant than normal air and so will be all around, but will tend to contaminate our atmosphere from the top down. These gases are sickening and killing oxygen-using life all around the world, including human life, as our atmosphere is increasingly poisoned. Because both gases are highly flammable and because our entire civilization is built around fire and flammable fuels, this is leading to more fires and explosions. This is an extinction level event and will likely decimate both the biosphere and human population and it is debatable whether humankind can survive this event.

A. More fires and more explosions, especially along the coasts, but everywhere generally.
B. Many more animal die-offs, of all kinds, and especially oceanic species.
C. More multiples of people will be found dead in their homes, as if they'd dropped dead.
D. More corpses found in low-lying areas, all over the world.
E. More unusual vehicular accidents.
F. Improved unemployment numbers as people die off.

Category: Variety Pack

2025-12-01 - Microplastics impair marine life's climate change resilience:
http://www.azocleantech.com/news.aspx?newsID=36045
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2772416625000750
http://www.eenews.net/articles/climate-change-is-worsening-microplastic-pollution/

Quote: "Elevated temperatures, humidity, and UV radiation accelerate plastic degradation. Severe storms, floods, and winds can enhance the breakdown and spread of plastic waste – currently at six billion tons and growing – into landfills, water, land, the atmosphere, and food chains."

Note: Our brains are now on average around 0.5% plastic by mass, and this amount is increasing exponentially. By the time our brains are 5% plastic by mass, we'll be cognitively incapable of dressing ourselves, assuming we can even survive with that much plastic infesting our brains. The last cognitively functioning generation of human beings has probably already been born. We're being squeezed from both sides - more children are being born with neurological problems (ASD, autism, ADHD, etc), while at the same time early-onset dementia, Alzheimer's and Parkinson's are accelerating and affecting more people at younger age ranges. AI could replace 100 million cognitive jobs in the US, but we may be thankful for that because those people will end up being too brain-damaged to do those jobs anyway. We do indeed live in interesting times!

2025-12-01 - Car bursts into flame while parked inside garage at home on Vienna Circle in Parker (Colorado), 1 injured:
http://kdvr.com/news/local/electric-vehicle-catches-fire-inside-douglas-county-garage-2-residents-evacuated/
http://krdo.com/news/top-stories/2025/12/02/watch-one-hospitalized-after-electric-vehicle-catches-fire-inside-parker-garage/
http://www.cbsnews.com/colorado/video/vehicle-catches-fire-in-parker-colorado/
http://www.kktv.com/2025/12/02/watch-electric-car-catches-fire-inside-douglas-county-garage/

2025-12-01 - Car bursts into flame outside store in coastal Lexington Park (Maryland):
http://thebaynet.com/vehicle-fire-quickly-contained-outside-lexington-park-store-no-injuries-reported/
http://smnewsnet.com/archives/553895/video-no-injuries-reported-after-vehicle-fire-in-lexington-park/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTThYiNZG3c

2025-12-01 - Climate change taking a bite out of household budgets in the US:
http://www.investopedia.com/climate-change-costs-usd1-300-per-year-for-u-s-households-11859790
http://krdo.com/news/2025/12/03/climate-change-will-make-you-poorer-according-to-a-new-report/

Quote: "Climate change costs households in some parts of the country an average of $1,300 a year, according to a new study. The figure is a minimum: the researchers tallied some important costs, such as more expensive insurance, but haven't accounted for everything."

Note: Will warming render the planet uninhabitable by human beings before our brains are too degraded for us to care? The race is on!