Jumping Jack Flash Hypothesis: It's A Gas Gas Gas: 2025

Wednesday, December 3, 2025

Event Update For 2025-12-02

http://jumpingjackflashhypothesis.blogspot.com/2012/02/jumping-jack-flash-hypothesis-its-gas.html

The seas, lakes and oceans are now pluming deadly hydrogen sulfide and suffocating methane. Hydrogen sulfide is a highly toxic water-soluble heavier-than-air gas and will accumulate in low-lying areas. Methane is slightly more buoyant than normal air and so will be all around, but will tend to contaminate our atmosphere from the top down. These gases are sickening and killing oxygen-using life all around the world, including human life, as our atmosphere is increasingly poisoned. Because both gases are highly flammable and because our entire civilization is built around fire and flammable fuels, this is leading to more fires and explosions. This is an extinction level event and will likely decimate both the biosphere and human population and it is debatable whether humankind can survive this event.

A. More fires and more explosions, especially along the coasts, but everywhere generally.
B. Many more animal die-offs, of all kinds, and especially oceanic species.
C. More multiples of people will be found dead in their homes, as if they'd dropped dead.
D. More corpses found in low-lying areas, all over the world.
E. More unusual vehicular accidents.
F. Improved unemployment numbers as people die off.

Category: Variety Pack

2025-12-02 - Unknown foul odor hitting coastal Nanakuli (Hawaii):
http://www.civilbeat.org/2025/12/mysterious-stench-stumps-nanakuli-residents/
http://www.newsbreak.com/honolulu-civil-beat-513175/4378604458466-what-s-that-smell-mysterious-stench-stumps-n-n-kuli-residents
http://howzitkohala.com/2025/12/03/whats-that-smell-mysterious-stench-stumps-nanakuli-residents-a-west-side-community-has-been-plagued-for-several-months-by-a-deathly-stink-but-no-one-knows-where-it/
http://x.com/CivilBeat/status/1996163579540852970

2025-12-02 - Metal recycling center hit by fire, scrap metal burns, on Station Road in coastal East Tilbury (Britain):
http://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/crews-tackle-scrap-metal-fire-214845059.html
http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/25670475.tilbury-fire-crews-use-diggers-tackle-scrap-metal-fire/
http://www.thurrockgazette.co.uk/news/25668356.east-tilbury-fire-firefighters-called-recycling-centre/
http://www.essex-fire.gov.uk/incidents/fire-recycling-centre-east-tilbury-2025-12-02-18-38
http://www.yourthurrock.com/2025/12/03/fire-at-recycling-centre-in-east-tilbury/
http://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5ydg52qpvko

2025-12-02 - Underground electrical fire breaks out in Cleveland (Ohio):
http://fox8.com/news/manhole-fire-closes-road-on-clevelands-west-side/
http://www.cleveland19.com/2025/12/02/manhole-fire-reported-clevelands-west-side-nearby-library-evacuated/
http://www.newsbreak.com/news/4377553145667-manhole-fire-reported-on-cleveland-s-west-side-nearby-library-evacuated
http://www.facebook.com/CLEfiredept/videos/fire-in-a-manhole-has-state-road-closed-from-pearl-to-colburn-illuminating-compa/1668523161197496/
http://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/road-reopens-manhole-fire-affects-183559573.html
http://x.com/cleveland19news/status/1996066905447170410

2025-12-02 - Underground electrical fire causes blackouts in Reading (Pennsylvania):
http://www.wfmz.com/news/area/berks/reading-area/underground-fire-causes-power-problems-in-reading-officials-say/article_66d038b0-f5c1-49a2-982f-d3312dfc1a79.html

2025-12-02 - Recycling center fire breaks out in coastal Caister-on-Sea (Britain):
http://www.greatyarmouthmercury.co.uk/news/25662744.fire-breaks-caister-on-sea-recycling-centre/
http://www.edp24.co.uk/news/25662744.fire-breaks-caister-on-sea-recycling-centre/
http://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cyvgqp83644o

2025-12-02 - Pickup truck bursts into flame while parked at school in coastal New Haven (Connecticut):
http://www.newhavenindependent.org/2025/12/03/hillhouse-teachers-car-catches-fire/

2025-12-02 - Pickup truck bursts into flame while parked at home on Pima Drive in Swift Trail Junction (Arizona):
http://gilaherald.com/vehicle-destroyed-in-sudden-fire-on-s-pima-dr-no-injuries-reported/

2025-12-02 - Scientists issue warning as climate tipping points approach:
http://www.theenergymix.com/if-we-wait-it-will-be-too-late-600-scientists-warn-as-climate-tipping-points-approach/

2025-12-02 - Hiker has 'medical issue' and dies along the Boo Hoff Trail in La Quinta (California):
http://kesq.com/news/2025/12/02/hiker-dies-after-medical-issue-on-trail-in-la-quinta/

2025-12-02 - Woman, 35, falls off boat and dies in Lake Havasu (Arizona):
http://www.azfamily.com/2025/12/03/california-woman-drowns-apparent-boating-accident-lake-havasu/

2025-12-02 - Person found dead near West Maple Grove Road in Monroe County (Indiana):
http://www.wthr.com/article/news/local/person-found-dead-in-woods-monroe-county-indiana-union-valley-road-west-maple-grove-road-news/531-6fa2dfc3-c497-4136-a023-48f6f6821e8d

2025-12-02 - Woman, 64, drops dead at Washington Park in Quincy (Illinois):
http://www.wgem.com/2025/11/30/coroner-confirms-death-woman-found-washington-park-investigation-continues/
http://muddyrivernews.com/top-stories/woman-found-dead-in-quincys-washington-park-was-navy-veteran-according-to-family/20251202175138/
http://khqa.com/news/local/authorities-seek-help-locating-family-of-kimberly-norwood-found-dead-in-washington-park

2025-12-02 - Man found dead in Jacksonville (Illinois):
http://www.wandtv.com/news/man-reported-missing-found-dead-in-jacksonville/article_8ae12d3d-0c17-4de1-b6b1-2a5b9ad5bd04.html

2025-12-02 - Person found dead in car at Walmart in Fairfield (Iowa):
http://kilj.com/body-discovered-in-parked-car-at-fairfield-walmart/
http://www.southeastiowaunion.com/news/fairfield-police-discover-body-in-parked-car/

2025-12-02 - Man found dead along the shore of Lake Huron near Raven Drive in Ocqueoc Township (Michigan):
http://www.mlive.com/news/2025/12/body-found-on-lake-huron-shoreline.html
http://www.fox2detroit.com/news/police-working-identify-body-found-along-lake-huron-northern-michigan
http://www.abc12.com/news/local/police-working-to-identify-body-found-on-lake-huron-shore/article_3b3aa28e-946f-4692-b6c1-3a1231a41d07.html
http://upnorthlive.com/news/local/dead-man-drown-great-lakes-huron-alpena-ocqueoc-township-michigan-state-police-seek-publics-help-to-id-man-found-dead-on-lake-huron-shore
http://x.com/FOX2News/status/1995931034181878267

2025-12-02 - Man dies after being pulled from the water at beach on coastal Phillip Island (Australia):
http://www.9news.com.au/national/man-dead-after-being-pulled-from-water-surf-beach-victoria/e27c9614-8d3c-492b-8d78-7c586303f24e
http://www.sgst.com.au/report-to-coroner-after-surfies-point-drowning/

2025-12-02 - Man, 43, dies after being pulled from the water at beach in coastal Nahariya (Israel):
http://www.israelnationalnews.com/flashes/671552

2025-12-02 - Man, 65, has 'medical emergency', SUV crashes into home, in Flowery Branch (Georgia), 1 injured:
http://accesswdun.com/news/car-crashes-into-house-after-driver-suffers-medical-emergency

2025-12-02 - Small plane makes emergency landing in field in coastal Saltdean (Britain):
http://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2025-12-02/light-aircraft-crashes-into-field-in-sussex

2025-12-02 - Freight train derails near the St. Francis River near Campbell (Missouri):
http://www.koamnewsnow.com/news/joplin-news-first/train-derailment-in-the-missouri-bootheel/article_eebc7f82-d32a-4d85-b548-53d981525ea5.html

2025-12-02 - Transit bus crashes into SUV and building in coastal Oakland (California), 11 injured:
http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/ac-transit-crash-oakland/3990130/
http://www.cbsnews.com/sanfrancisco/news/ac-transit-bus-crash-oakland-68th-avenue-foothill-boulevard/

2025-12-02 - Tractor trailer and cars crash on I-95 in Abingdon (Maryland), 4 injured:
http://www.wbal.com/tractor-trailer-crash-involving-a-fuel-spill-closes-southbound-interstate-95-in-abingdon
http://www.wbaltv.com/article/i-95-crash-traffic-tractor-trailer-crash-abingdon-dec-2-2025/69607415
http://foxbaltimore.com/news/local/crash-interstate-95-sb-edgewood-harford-county-maryland

2025-12-02 - Tractor trailer overturns on I-95 in Halifax County (North Carolina):
http://www.wral.com/news/local/produce-truck-overturns-flames-i-95-halifax-county/
http://www.wral.com/video/produce-truck-overturns-catches-fire-on-i-95n/22270762/
http://www.witn.com/2025/12/03/produce-truck-erupts-flames-after-overturning-i-95-halifax-county/

2025-12-02 - Tractor trailer crashes on I-91 in Northampton (Massachusetts):
http://www.wwlp.com/news/local-news/hampshire-county/tractor-trailer-crash-caused-closure-on-i-91-north-in-northampton/

2025-12-02 - Seven cars crash in coastal Huntington Beach (California), 1 killed, 3 injured:
http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/huntington-beach-crash/3810975/
http://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/1-killed-multi-vehicle-crash-001430534.html
http://mynewsla.com/crime/2025/12/02/1-dead-in-multi-vehicle-crash-in-huntington-beach-2/

2025-12-02 - Four cars crash, fire erupts, on Highway 87 in coastal San Jose (California), 2 killed, 2 injured:
http://www.mercurynews.com/2025/12/02/san-jose-two-killed-in-four-vehicle-collision-tuesday-on-highway-87/
http://www.cbsnews.com/sanfrancisco/news/tesla-fiery-crash-multi-vehicle-highway-87-san-jose/
http://abc7news.com/post/least-1-killed-fiery-3-vehicle-crash-san-jose-nb-hwy-87-shut-down-chp/18241137/
http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/fiery-crash-highway-87-san-jose/3990027/

2025-12-02 - Car veers off road and crashes in Pima County (Arizona), 1 injured:
http://www.kgun9.com/news/local-news/crash-shuts-down-gates-pass-from-kinney-road-to-camino-de-oeste

2025-12-02 - Commercial building partially collapses on Houston Street in Chattanooga (Tennessee):
http://www.wdef.com/cfd-responds-to-partial-building-collapse-in-downtown-chattanooga/
http://newschannel9.com/news/local/street-shut-down-after-partial-building-collapse-in-downtown-chattanooga
http://www.local3news.com/local-news/partial-building-collapse-near-houston-ave-11th-st-intersection/article_baa411f4-302f-41f9-9bf3-46da755b55d5.html
http://www.timesfreepress.com/news/2025/dec/02/chattanoogas-mountain-city-stove-co-building/
http://www.chattanoogan.com/2025/12/2/511983/Portion-Of-Rear-Of-Old-Mountain-City.aspx

2025-12-02 - Police officer has 'medical emergency' during parade in Jasper (Alabama):
http://www.wvtm13.com/article/jasper-police-officer-medical-emergency-christmas-parade/69613655
http://www.wbrc.com/2025/12/03/jasper-police-officer-experiences-medical-emergency-during-christmas-parade/
http://www.cbs42.com/news/local/jasper-community-comes-together-after-first-responder-experiences-medical-emergency-during-annual-christmas-parade/

Tuesday, December 2, 2025

Event Update For 2025-12-01

http://jumpingjackflashhypothesis.blogspot.com/2012/02/jumping-jack-flash-hypothesis-its-gas.html

Category: Variety Pack

2025-12-01 - Microplastics impair marine life's climate change resilience:
http://www.azocleantech.com/news.aspx?newsID=36045
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2772416625000750
http://www.eenews.net/articles/climate-change-is-worsening-microplastic-pollution/

Quote: "Elevated temperatures, humidity, and UV radiation accelerate plastic degradation. Severe storms, floods, and winds can enhance the breakdown and spread of plastic waste – currently at six billion tons and growing – into landfills, water, land, the atmosphere, and food chains."

Note: Our brains are now on average around 0.5% plastic by mass, and this amount is increasing exponentially. By the time our brains are 5% plastic by mass, we'll be cognitively incapable of dressing ourselves, assuming we can even survive with that much plastic infesting our brains. The last cognitively functioning generation of human beings has probably already been born. We're being squeezed from both sides - more children are being born with neurological problems (ASD, autism, ADHD, etc), while at the same time early-onset dementia, Alzheimer's and Parkinson's are accelerating and affecting more people at younger age ranges. AI could replace 100 million cognitive jobs in the US, but we may be thankful for that because those people will end up being too brain-damaged to do those jobs anyway. We do indeed live in interesting times!

2025-12-01 - Car bursts into flame while parked inside garage at home on Vienna Circle in Parker (Colorado), 1 injured:
http://kdvr.com/news/local/electric-vehicle-catches-fire-inside-douglas-county-garage-2-residents-evacuated/
http://krdo.com/news/top-stories/2025/12/02/watch-one-hospitalized-after-electric-vehicle-catches-fire-inside-parker-garage/
http://www.cbsnews.com/colorado/video/vehicle-catches-fire-in-parker-colorado/
http://www.kktv.com/2025/12/02/watch-electric-car-catches-fire-inside-douglas-county-garage/

2025-12-01 - Car bursts into flame outside store in coastal Lexington Park (Maryland):
http://thebaynet.com/vehicle-fire-quickly-contained-outside-lexington-park-store-no-injuries-reported/
http://smnewsnet.com/archives/553895/video-no-injuries-reported-after-vehicle-fire-in-lexington-park/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTThYiNZG3c

2025-12-01 - Climate change taking a bite out of household budgets in the US:
http://www.investopedia.com/climate-change-costs-usd1-300-per-year-for-u-s-households-11859790
http://krdo.com/news/2025/12/03/climate-change-will-make-you-poorer-according-to-a-new-report/

Quote: "Climate change costs households in some parts of the country an average of $1,300 a year, according to a new study. The figure is a minimum: the researchers tallied some important costs, such as more expensive insurance, but haven't accounted for everything."

Note: Will warming render the planet uninhabitable by human beings before our brains are too degraded for us to care? The race is on!