Jumping Jack Flash Hypothesis: It's A Gas Gas Gas: Event Update For 2024-05-21

http://jumpingjackflashhypothesis.blogspot.com/2012/02/jumping-jack-flash-hypothesis-its-gas.html

The seas, lakes and oceans are now pluming deadly hydrogen sulfide and suffocating methane. Hydrogen sulfide is a highly toxic water-soluble heavier-than-air gas and will accumulate in low-lying areas. Methane is slightly more buoyant than normal air and so will be all around, but will tend to contaminate our atmosphere from the top down. These gases are sickening and killing oxygen-using life all around the world, including human life, as our atmosphere is increasingly poisoned. Because both gases are highly flammable and because our entire civilization is built around fire and flammable fuels, this is leading to more fires and explosions. This is an extinction level event and will likely decimate both the biosphere and human population and it is debatable whether humankind can survive this event.

A. More fires and more explosions, especially along the coasts, but everywhere generally.
B. Many more animal die-offs, of all kinds, and especially oceanic species.
C. More multiples of people will be found dead in their homes, as if they'd dropped dead.
D. More corpses found in low-lying areas, all over the world.
E. More unusual vehicular accidents.
F. Improved unemployment numbers as people die off.

Category: Variety Pack

2024-05-21 - Howler monkeys dropping dead from trees as brutal heatwave broils coastal Tabasco (Mexico):
http://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/may/21/monkeys-mexico-heatwave
http://www.cnn.com/2024/05/21/climate/dead-monkeys-mexico-trees-heat-climate-intl/index.html
http://www.nbcnews.com/science/science-news/mexicos-howler-monkeys-dropping-dead-heat-toll-mounts-rcna153241
http://www.news4jax.com/news/2024/05/21/its-so-hot-in-mexico-that-howler-monkeys-are-falling-dead-from-the-trees/
http://www.wboy.com/top-stories/ap-top-headlines/ap-its-so-hot-in-mexico-that-howler-monkeys-are-falling-dead-from-the-trees/
http://www.reuters.com/world/americas/mexicos-howler-monkeys-dropping-dead-heat-toll-mounts-2024-05-20/
http://apnews.com/article/mexico-heat-wave-howler-monkeys-dying-b99e0570dfb53a2fb7ebe663acecde78

2024-05-21 - Fish deaths rise tenfold in four years in rivers in Britain:
http://www.theguardian.com/environment/article/2024/may/20/fish-deaths-in-englands-rivers-rise-tenfold-in-four-years

2024-05-21 - Brain-eating amoebas kill 5-year-old girl after she bathes in pond in Kerala (India):
http://www.deccanherald.com/india/kerala/5-year-old-girl-in-kerala-dies-of-infection-caused-by-brain-eating-amoeba-3031819
http://news24online.com/trending/kerala-tragedy-5-year-old-girl-succumbs-to-brain-eating-amoeba-infection-after-bathing-in-pond/268626/

2024-05-21 - Pope Francis calls climate change ‘a road to death’:
http://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/4663913-pope-francis-calls-climate-change-road-to-death/
http://www.ncronline.org/earthbeat/faith/cbs-interview-francis-calls-climate-change-road-death-chastises-foolish-deniers
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/pope-francis-urges-action-on-climate-change-its-a-road-to-death/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHeeo8cXSYw

Note: Yep, that's true. Unfortunately, conservatives are working to make things worse and get us all killed faster. I wouldn't mind if they were just aiming to Jim Jones themselves out of existence, but they're trying to bring on the suffering and dying at the fastest possible rate for ALL of us. Ergo, if you've got a hankering to suffer and die at the fastest possible rate, be sure to vote for conservatives...

2024-05-21 - Landfill fire breaks out in Mogale City (South Africa):
http://www.citizen.co.za/krugersdorp-news/news-headlines/local-municipal-news/2024/05/21/municipality-provides-update-as-landfill-site-fire-spreads/

2024-05-21 - Wildfire breaks out near I-95 in Volusia County (Florida):
http://www.fox35orlando.com/news/massive-smoke-plume-from-550-acre-wildfire-impacting-i-95-in-central-florida

2024-05-21 - Naked man, 19, goes on rampage, randomly attacks people at lakeside Villa Alma Park, kills woman, in Männedorf (Switzerland):
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/woman-jogger-killed-naked-man-switzerland-park-lake-zurich/
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13446619/Naked-man-kills-female-jogger-attacking-multiple-people-Swiss-park.html
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/europe/out-on-a-run-switzerland-woman-attacked-by-naked-man/articleshow/110332620.cms
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/switzerland-attack-mannedorf-zurich-naked-man-jogger-b1159463.html
http://www.ndtv.com/world-news/naked-man-kills-woman-jogger-in-lakeside-park-in-switzerland-5720458
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/switzerland-attack-screaming-naked-man-105024423.html

Quote: "Local reports claim the man was 'running around naked, screaming and physically attacking other people' in Alma Park, before he was apprehended."

Quote: "According to a local, the lifeless woman was lying on the grass beside the shore of Lake Zurich when she was discovered."

2024-05-21 - Lugworms and ragworms wash ashore dead in coastal Birchington-on-Sea (Britain):
http://www.aol.com/pollution-fears-dead-marine-life-145126491.html
http://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cd11qeww6vyo

Quote: "The Environment Agency (EA) is investigating after it was notified about 'thousands of dead and dying ragworms and lugworms' found on the beach at Minnis Bay, in Birchington-on-Sea."