Thursday, September 1, 2016
2016 - AUG - Zombie Files
2016-08-01 - Naked man yells at cops in the Great Miami River in Dayton (Ohio):
Quote: "Several people gathered on the Main Street bridge are reporting that they can see the man is naked. He continues to stand in water that is up to his shoulders. Moments after this report, Dayton police cleared the bridge of spectators so as not to excite the man, who is yelling up to police on the bridge."
2016-08-02 - Naked man reported riding around on tractor in Church Lench (Britain):
2016-08-05 - Man runs around stripping off clothes on the 210 Freeway in Pasadena (California):
Quote: "'He started running in the opposite direction down the freeway, and the cop was running after him,' said witness Chloe Beauvois. The suspect then started taking off his clothes, Beauvois said."
Note: About 25 miles as the wind blows from where that 34-year-old woman slumped over dead in a car in La Habra...
2016-08-05 - Naked man crashes SUV into store in Vernon (Canada):
2016-08-05 - Naked man harasses people at clinic in Kuala Lumpur (Malaysia):
2016-08-06 - Naked man bangs on cars, gets combative with cops, in coastal San Francisco (California):
2016-08-08 - Naked man, 19, breaks into home at 1:50 AM, fights with occupants, in Hampton (New Hampshire):
2016-08-08 - Naked man, 20, punches vehicles, tries to enter homes, arrested, in coastal Summerside (Canada):
2016-08-09 - Naked man, 48, runs around on street, smashes his head against walls, in coastal Brighton (Britain):
Quote: "A naked man found lying in the street bleeding was detained by 11 police officers before firearms were seized. The 48-year-old was seen running up and down St George's Mews, Brighton, on Friday morning smashing his head against the walls of houses before falling into the road."
Note: Here's a Google Maps link of the area ...
2016-08-10 - Naked man runs around on I-40, gets hit by car, in Albuquerque (New Mexico):
Quote: "It was a bizarre scene on I-40 Wednesday morning involving a naked man who was hit by a car. Albuquerque police say the man was walking on westbound I-40 near 2nd St when a car hit him. They say a witness noticed the man jumping into traffic. He’s hospitalized with serious injuries. Investigators are still trying to figure out what he was doing out there and why he wasn’t wearing any clothes."
2016-08-13 - Naked man runs around on street in coastal Point Loma (California):
2016-08-14 - Nearly naked man breaks into mobile home and trailer in Spokane (Washington):
2016-08-14 - Naked man, 33, found under bridge in park in Fayetteville (North Carolina):
2016-08-15 - Man, 19, stabs couple to death, bites face off one, near coastal Tequesta (Florida):
Quote: "'He was biting the victim on the face and actually removing pieces of his face with his teeth,' Snyder told reporters, including those from The Orlando Sentinel."
Quote: "He said hospital blood tests showed no signs of methamphetamine, cocaine, heroin or other common drugs..."
Quote: "Snyder said late Tuesday that Harrouff's condition deteriorated and he may not survive. Earlier, Snyder said Harrouff suffered bruises, dog bites and cuts and had been jolted with a stun gun during his altercation with deputies."
Note: Striking similarities to the original face-eater incident: murderous aggression against stranger(s), face-eating, inability to speak (growling and grunting only), superhuman strength, and proximity to the coast in Florida. The original face-eater was tested for drugs and also had none in his system. These events are very likely caused by a different 'drug' than anyone is testing for: hydrogen sulfide, which is neurotoxic and can cause all of these behaviors. Some people have been known to huff a mixture of hydrogen sulfide and methane in third-world countries, where it's called Jenkem. They say it makes them fearless and warms them up. (That's why people have frequently been stripping naked as they go insane too - they're getting overheated.)
This can affect anyone at any time now, and you're most likely to zombify when in, near or downwind of low-lying areas, but nowhere is really safe. Well, maybe the 'continuity-of-government' facilities have a filtered and protected atmosphere. You'd have to ask your government about that; they'd be the ones who'd know if they're gonna be safe while the rest of us die.
The original face-eater incident occurred on the MacArthur Causeway in Florida. Here's a Google Maps link that shows both that location and the location of this recent face-eating incident...
2016-08-16 - Naked man, 23, breaks into home, gets arrested, in Columbia Township (Michigan):
2016-08-16 - Man, 35, acts strange and tries to have sex with a van in Dayton (Ohio):
Note: Whacks on, whacks off...
2016-08-18 - Naked man, 21, smashes cars at 1:30 AM, goes on rampage, in coastal Savannah (Georgia):
Note: They're assuming drugs, but obviously there's no evidence of that because he faces no drug charges of any kind. Here's a Google Maps link of the area...
2016-08-19 - Naked man, 46, found in the water in coastal New Bedford (Massachusetts):
2016-08-20 - Naked man, 57, acts erratic at 7:15 AM at coastal Sebastian Inlet State Park (Florida), dies shortly later:
Quote: "A naked man who was reportedly acting 'erratically' at a Brevard County park died Saturday after being taken to a local hospital, officials said. Deputies responded to Sebastian Inlet State Park about 7:15 a.m. and found 57-year-old Peter Robinson naked in the water of the Sebastian Inlet State Park."
Note: About 75 miles from where the college student, 19, stabbed a couple to death and ate one of their faces, mentioned in the 2016-08-15 update. Here's a Google Maps link that shows both locations...
2016-08-22 - Man, 23, restaurant worker, turns grey, foams at the mouth, attacks co-workers, in Sacramento (California):
Quote: "Co-workers described Melliza, who had started at the restaurant three weeks prior to the incident, as a quiet and polite person. James Pryde, a cook who saw the aftermath of the incident, said Melliza’s face appeared to be a shade of gray and that Melliza had foam coming out of his mouth. 'He had blood all over his shirt and he was crying,' Pryde said. 'I’ve never seen somebody that color. It was an unearthly gray.'"
Note: Gettin' pretty zombular out there!
2016-08-22 - Man, 55, strips naked and runs around in traffic, gets tased, in Salt Lake City (Utah):
Quote: "Salt Lake City Police used a Taser to stop a man who was running naked in the streets, through traffic, and pounding on cars Monday in Salt Lake City. The man took off his clothes and ran through traffic around 400 South and 300 West forcing cars to stop and in sight of a 2News crew. Police were unable to stop him and eventually employed a Taser to bring him down, stopping the streaking episode."
2016-08-23 - Man, 23, strips naked and attacks school bus at 6:33 AM in Hagerstown (Maryland):
Quote: "Officer Heather Aleshire said Tuesday afternoon that investigators were not sure why Harman stripped off his clothes and started to strike the bus with his hands. 'He was just not acting normally,' Aleshire said. Police received a call at 6:33 a.m. for a report of a naked man banging on the side of a school bus."
2016-08-23 - Naked man, 28, breaks into home, menaces people with 4x4, gets arrested, in the Hudson Valley (New York):
2016-08-25 - Man, 35, screams about people trying to kill him, strips mostly naked, crashes pickup into plane at airport in Omaha (Nebraska):
Quote: "Eppley Airfield Police Chief Tim Conahan says an officer spotted the man outside the terminal Thursday evening, screaming that people were trying to kill him. When officers approached, the man ran, climbed a fence into the gate area, undressed and stole an airline pickup. He drove into the plane, which was headed to Denver, as passengers were boarding."
2016-08-25 - Naked man, 55, falls through patio roof and lands on barbecue at home in Eugene (Oregon):
Quote: "A nude man fell through a patio roof and landed on a barbecue as officers attempted to talk him down off the roof of a home Thursday evening. Police responded to a report of a naked stranger in an 'altered state' attempting to enter a home at 15th Avenue and Buck Street in Eugene at 6:47 p.m."
2016-08-26 - Naked man, 23, found in park, does backflip, attacks cops, gets arrested, in Dallas (Texas):
2016-08-27 - Man strips naked, runs down I-15, in Rancho Bernardo (California), near the coast:
Quote: "A man is in custody Saturday after stripping off all of his clothes and running down freeway lanes in Rancho Bernardo. California Highway Patrol began receiving numerous calls of a naked man running down the I-15 Freeway around 1:30 Saturday afternoon. The man was eventually detained and taken to Pomerado Hospital for evaluation, according to CHP."
2016-08-28 - Naked man runs down highway in Houston (Texas), near the coast:
Quote: "Here's something you don't see every day: a naked man running along one of Houston's busiest roadways. Numerous motorists reported seeing the unidentified man jogging down the shoulder of I-610 westbound near the I-45 interchange on Sunday afternoon."
2016-08-29 - Naked man tackles and gropes woman in coastal Brooklyn (New York):
2016-08-30 - Naked man, 32, found confused and screaming in woods, gets combative, gets tased, in Summerville (South Carolina):
2016-08-31 - Half-naked man tries to break into two homes on White Horse Beach in coastal Plymouth (Massachusetts):
Quote: "Police are searching for a man who they say broke into two Plymouth homes and was naked from the waist down. 'I heard the lady up at the house going crazy and pushing someone out of the house,' witness Alex Herschell told WCVB-TV. 'He had no pants or boxers on,' witness Tiffany Mason said. 'He was running around half-naked.' Witnesses watched the half-naked man getting shoved out of a home then run down the beach and try to get into another cottage on White Horse Beach."
2016-08-31 - Naked man found running around on Whitson Road in Gastonia (North Carolina):