Monday, December 1, 2014

2014 - NOV - Zombie Files

2014-11-30 - Man masturbates on passenger plane, fights with someone, tries to open door, plane makes emergency landing in Nebraska:

Quote: "A passenger caused a Virgin Atlantic flight to make an unscheduled landing on Monday after masturbating and attempting to try open an emergency exit."

Note: 'Control, we've got a serious masturbation emergency here, requesting immediate landing, over!'

2014-11-30 - Man with knife menaces deputy, gets shot and killed, in Carson (California), near the coast:

2014-11-29 - Naked man found walking down street in Sheffield (Britain), near the River Sheaf:

2014-11-28 - Naked man runs around parking lot at grocery store in Denver (Colorado):

Quote: "Officers say the man was acting with 'excited delirium' and they were worried about the safety of people in the area."

Note: An odor of unknown origin recently hit a turkey plant in Willmar (Minnesota), sickening 28 people, some of whom also experienced 'excited delirium', mentioned in the 2014-10-18 update. Hydrogen sulfide is neurotoxic and damages brains, causing this excited delirium in some people. It also heats peoples' bodies up, at least sometimes, so they strip naked as they go crazy, even in the depths of winter...

2014-11-27 - Man, 66, goes crazy at hotel in (very) coastal Ocean Shores (Washington), fire breaks out, man found dead:

2014-11-27 - Naked man with knife menaces people at university on the island of Jamaica:

Quote: "THE WEEKEND STAR understands that the unidentified man was reportedly in the nude, threateningly wielding a knife, much to the horror of those going about their regular business. It is reported that he was later accosted and detained by campus security personnel and later handed over to police officers attached to the UWI Mona Police Station."

Note: More people going insane near coasts. Hydrogen sulfide is neurotoxic, it damages brains, it makes people warm sometimes so they strip naked, and it's blowing in off the oceans and other bodies of water. It's also highly flammable, reactive with numerous materials including electrified copper and rust, and heavier than air, so vehicle fires and underground fires and explosions are spreading around the world, in addition to causing people and animals to go crazy and/or drop dead.

There are four ways you can be poisoned: 1) by breathing in hydrogen sulfide gas; 2) by touching matter that has adsorbed hydrogen sulfide, like wood, car upholstery, trash, leaves, etc; 3) by touching contaminated water; and 4) by ingesting it, most likely in food cooked with contaminated water. Only the first way will allow even the possibility of smelling it (but you should never count on being able to smell it). The other three ways, you probably won't smell anything and you won't see it either...

2014-11-25 - Naked man throws stuff at cars, tries to break into home, acts erratically, in Bangor (Maine):

Quote: "Witnesses reported seeing a man – possibly on bath salts – that was naked, out of control, and throwing things at passing cars along Bennoch Road."

Note: They've tried to blame these events on bath salts numerous times and numerous times that has proved to NOT be the case - no drugs found in peoples' systems. In fact, I can't think of even ONE event where it WAS proven to be bath salts. With such an epic sequence of being completely wrong about the involvement of bath salts, I'd be pretty stupid to assume that it had anything to do with things THIS time. That's looking more and more like the cover story du jour to explain these events, although it wears thin when it's been disproven over and over again. It should be a good enough excuse for gullible people though - it's certainly been working so far! You could also rephrase their comment to this and it would be every bit as accurate: "Witnesses reported seeing a man – brain possibly chemically fried by hydrogen sulfide, which can happen to anyone nowadays – that was naked, out of control, and throwing things at passing cars along Bennoch Road."

2014-11-25 - Naked man found wandering down street in Johannesburg (South Africa):

2014-11-22 - Man, 26, strips naked, goes on rampage, bites old man, at Logan Airport in coastal Boston (Massachusetts):

Quote: "A 26-year-old man has been arrested after allegedly stripping naked, falling through a ceiling into a women's bathroom and assaulting an 84-year-old man in a bizarre rampage at a Boston airport. Cameron Shenk reportedly stripped inside one of the stalls in the bathroom at Logan International Airport on Saturday, before leaving his clothes on the floor and climbing into a dropped ceiling. He then crashed through the ceiling, suffering cuts to his head and body, and attacked an elderly man while he was still naked and bleeding, leaving the pensioner with serious injuries..."

Quote: "The man, later identified as Shenk, then fled the bathroom and assaulted an 84-year-old man he encountered, biting the man's ear and attempting to choke him with his own cane..."

Note: Hydrogen sulfide is neurotoxic and damages brains. It can also heat you up, so a lot of people are getting naked as they go insane. This is most likely to hit you similarly when you're near low-lying areas like coasts, as with this case and a large percentage of the many other similar events that have been occurring as the atmospheric contamination problem has intensified over the past few years. You are much more likely, by far, to simply keel over dead than you are to be turned into a naked, biting neuro-zombie though. It must take just the right dosage over just the right amount of time to turn someone into a neuro-zombie instead of a corpse. And people who are affected like this don't tend to live very long anyway, since it's not JUST their brains that sustain damage, but also kidneys, liver and other organs. And another factor could be HOW you're poisoned: via respiration (breathing the gas), via ingestion (most likely from contaminated water), or via skin contact with contaminated matter or water.

It's ironic that people are so stricken with 'Zombie Mania' and yet at the same time they are, by and large, sleeping through an ACTUAL 'Zombie Apocalypse', of a sort, one that can affect them at any time. I'm sure that will change as more people zombify and/or drop dead and more stuff explodes and burns. But who knows - people are generally not too terribly observant.

Lists of neuro-zombie incidents are maintained on the forum, here, updated monthly, more or less. You don't need to create an account to read but because of commercial spammers you do need to have an account to post, else every other post, or more, would be someone trying to enlarge your penis or sell you a fake Louis Vuitton handbag.

2014-11-21 - Man, 26, fires gun, goes outside, strips naked, breaks into another home, in Huntsville (Alabama):

2014-11-20 - Naked man with a knife threatens himself in Walgreens right next to the Black River in La Crosse (Wisconsin):

Note: A huge asphalt tank just exploded and burned at 7 AM at a fuel plant in La Crosse the day prior, mentioned in the 2014-11-19 update...

2014-11-20 - Naked and confused man found in Mount Vernon (Texas), his car found in pond:,-car-in-pond.html

Quote: "South Franklin volunteer firefighter Tracy Miller wades into a frigid pond in an attempt to hook a submerged Volkswagen. Officials were concerned that a victim might be in the vehicle. Unknown at the time, the owner of the vehicle had been found earlier in the day, naked and confused."

2014-11-20 - Man, 43, breaks into cop's home, strips naked, runs away, found in hot tub, in coastal Thurston County (Washington):

2014-11-19 - Naked man, 19, rampages through mall, growls at cops, gets tased, in Merced (California):

2014-11-17 - Naked man, 20, yells and swears at 2 AM, tries to punch cops, gets Tased, in coastal Busselton (Australia):

2014-11-17 - Naked man, 29, runs around, steals car, gets out, runs around some more, in Keene (New Hampshire):

Note: Near Robinhood Park Reservoir...

2014-11-13 - Belligerent knife-wielding man stabs person at Navy base in coastal Groton (Connecticut):

2014-11-12 - Naked man walks into convenience store in Newport (Vermont):

2014-11-11 - Half-naked man, 61, chases woman, stabs tires, burns Halloween decorations, in Overton (Texas):

Quote: "We found the decorations and a half-naked man with his pants half down, stabbing tires on the caller’s vehicle with a large knife..."

2014-11-09 - Naked man behaves irrationally, harms himself, kills his mother, in Greenville (South Carolina):

2014-11-09 - Bloody man armed with a knife gets aggressive, threatens to harm himself, shot dead, in Van Nuys area in coastal Los Angeles (California):

Quote: "News video showed investigators collecting evidence in a drainage ditch along Haskell, just west of the 405 Freeway."

2014-11-06 - Man, 34, eats part of girlfriend at 1:30 AM, gets Tased, drops dead, in Argoed (Britain), near the Sirhowy River:

Quote: "During the attack in the early hours of Thursday, Williams, 34, was stunned with a Taser but later died."

Quote: "A spokeswoman for the Association of Chief Police Officers (Acpo) said that up until now, there have been no deaths attributable to Taser use recorded in the UK."

Note: I doubt the Taser is what killed this man either. Hydrogen sulfide is a broad-spectrum toxin and people afflicted will not tend to live long. It's also neurotoxic, damages the brain, and can cause aberrant behavior, often violent. This event seems very similar to the original face-eater incident on the coast in Florida. That man would have died soon too, had they not plunked him with six bullets and hastened his demise when he ignored demands that he stop eating the other guy's face...

2014-11-06 - Man has medical problem at 2 AM, responders show up, man bites paramedic, injures firefighter, in Chicago (Illinois):

Quote: "Rescue personnel responded to a 'man down' call in the 200-block of West Jackson Boulevard around 2 a.m. Thursday. Police said the man bit the paramedic on her left calf as she tried to put him on a stretcher. When a firefighter stepped in to assist, his shoulder was dislocated in a struggle."

2014-11-05 - Naked bloody man beats his head against cars, tries to rip out window AC unit, yells incoherently, in Milton (West Virginia):

Quote: "Deputies responded to the 2200 block of Kirby Road at 9 p.m. Saturday on the report of a naked man acting belligerent and banging his head against vehicles in a mobile home community. When they arrived, they found the man covered in blood, banging his head against a wall and pulling an air conditioning unit from a wall. A woman was also nearby sitting in the fetal position. Despite multiple commands for the suspect to calm down, he continued hitting his head against the wall and shouting random words."

Quote: "A neighbor also told deputies the suspect had dented his truck with his head, but they were unable to find any dents."

2014-11-04 - Naked man jumps roof to roof at 3 AM, breaks into home, bites man and woman, screams incoherently, in coastal San Francisco (California):

Quote: "Police said the intruder was completely naked. He fought with the homeowner and bit him on the shoulder, then jumped into his wife’s bed and bit her on the leg. Officers arrived quickly and took the intruder into custody. Neighbors said the burglar had to be restrained to a gurney and the intruder was screaming incoherently."

2014-11-04 - Naked man, 23, runs around on street, punches woman, tries to steal car, in Worcester (Massachusetts):

Quote: "Police were called to School Street near Major Taylor Boulevard at about 4:15 p.m. Tuesday, where they say they found David Bennett, 23, of Templeton, completely naked and running around in the street. Police said Bennett punched a 32-year-old woman in the back of the head as he ran by her. He then jumped into a moving car on School Street and tried to grab the steering wheel..."

2014-11-04 - Naked man, 19, assaults police, terrorizes residents, in Karabar suburb of Queanbeyan (Australia):

Note: Well, things are obviously just gonna get crazier and crazier as peoples' minds are increasingly chemically damaged. I see why the cops had 'anti-Zombie' training in California. People whose minds are fried by hydrogen sulfide may act very irrationally and often violently, they may bite, they may exhibit superhuman strength, shrug off Tasers, etc - basically like fast zombies. Maybe that's what all the hollow-point bullets are for that the gubment ordered. On the plus side, you don't have to worry about being zombified yourself if they bite you. But on the down side, you might get a whiff of gas and zombify that way yourself, whether there's anyone around in a similar condition or not, which is actually worse than any kind of bite transmission. A neurotoxin, not a virus...

2014-11-03 - Naked man, 27, sweats, not responsive, taken into custody in Orange (Texas):

Quote: "According to Roush, Joseph was unresponsive when officer attempted to question him. 'I observed that Joseph was sweating profusely, even though he was not wearing clothing and the weather outside was cool,' reported Roush."

Quote: "The officer also stated that Joseph would 'stare off into space' when officers attempted to get his attention, and that the suspect's eyes were watery and his speech slurred. Joseph would not answer questions and did not respond to verbal commands, according to Roush, who classified Joseph's behavior as 'excited delirium.'"

Note: Hydrogen sulfide is neurotoxic and damages brains (among other things) and can cause 'excited delirium', and it can also heat people up, so they strip off their clothes to cool off, even when the temperature is low, even in the middle of winter. Last month, a turkey plant was hit by unknown fumes which sickened 28 people and sent some of them into 'excited delirium', in Willmar (Minnesota), mentioned in the 2014-10-18 update. As the atmospheric contamination intensifies, this will become more common - it already IS more common - and more and more people will have their brains chemically damaged or destroyed. Mostly it will just kill you though...

2014-11-03 - Naked man crashes car into business in Pinetown (South Africa), man taken away:

Quote: "Mechanics at a Pinetown business narrowly escaped injuries when a naked driver hurtled into their premises and crashed into a high lift jack and another vehicle before coming to rest..."

2014-11-02 - Naked man walks down street, tries to steal purse, in Changsha (China), near the Xiang River:

Quote: "A young man, completely naked, was spotted wreaking havoc along the streets of Changsha, Hunan province this Tuesday before he was finally escorted away by the police. He first attempted to snatch a woman's handbag in the middle of gawking crowds, but didn't manage to pull it off as she immediately fled upon his approach."

2014-11-01 - Man breaks into neighbor's home, stabs dog to death, gets shot dead, in coastal Long Beach (Florida):

Quote: "'The preliminary investigation shows there’s no history of confrontation between the two neighbors,' said Brad Johnson, a sergeant with the Long Beach Police Department. The man lived next to the victims for ten years, City News Service reported."

Note: Somewhat similar to the man who woke up in the middle of the night and out of nowhere stabbed his wife and then stabbed himself to death, in Highland Park (Texas), mentioned in the 2012-07-12 update. Anyone's mind can be chemically destroyed by hydrogen sulfide at any time now, so you just never know when a neighbor or family member or friend - or you - is going to go insane and get violent...

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