Event Update For 2012-05-29

Link to full hypothesis:
http://jumpingjackflashhypothesis.blogspot.com/2012/02/jumping-jack-flash-hypothesis-its-gas.html

Summary of Hypothesis:
The seas, lakes and oceans are now pluming hydrogen sulfide and methane. Hydrogen sulfide is a heavier-than-air gas and will accumulate in low-lying areas. Methane is slightly more buoyant than normal air and so will be all around, but will tend to contaminate our atmosphere from the top down. These gases are sickening and killing oxygen-using life all around the world, including human life, as our atmosphere is increasingly poisoned. Because both gases are highly flammable and because our entire civilization is built around fire and flammable fuels, this is leading to more fires and explosions. This is an extinction level event and will likely decimate both the biosphere and human population and it is debatable whether humankind can survive this event.

Predictions:

A. More fires and more explosions, especially along the coasts, but everywhere generally.
B. Many more animal die-offs, of all kinds, and especially oceanic species, including sea mammals.
C. More and more MULTIPLES of people will be found dead in their homes, as if they'd dropped dead.
D. More corpses found in low-lying areas, all over the world.
E. More unusual vehicular accidents.
F. Improved unemployment numbers as people die off.

Recent Events Matching Predictions:

A. More fires and more explosions, especially along the coasts, but everywhere generally.

2012-05-29 - EnergyXXI oil platform catches fire in the Gulf of Mexico:
http://www.nola.com/business/index.ssf/2012/05/platform_fire_reported_in_gulf.html

2012-05-29 - Auto-repair shop bursts into flame in Euclid (Montana), 1 injured:
http://helenair.com/news/local/auto-repair-shop-on-euclid-damaged-in-fire/article_42c646a0-a9d8-11e1-961e-0019bb2963f4.html

2012-05-29 - Garage explodes and burns, destroys home in Sequoyah County (Oklahoma):
http://www.newson6.com/story/18645102/explosion-fire-which-destroys-sequoyah-county-home-ruled-accidental

2012-05-29 - RV bursts into flame in Burien (Washington), 1 killed:
http://www.komonews.com/news/local/Person-found-dead-after-RV-burns-in-Burien-155373395.html

2012-05-29 - Ferrari FF bursts into flame in Poland:
http://www.gtspirit.com/2012/05/28/car-crash-ferrari-ff-on-fire-in-poland/

2012-05-29 - Car bursts into flame on the A5 westbound in Shropshire (Britain), traffic disrupted:
http://www.shropshirelive.com/2012/05/29/car-fire-causes-delays-between-telford-and-shrewsbury/

2012-05-29 - Car bursts into flame in parking garage in Ohio:
www.thelantern.com/campus/ohio-state-employee-s-car-catches-fire-in-parking-garage-cause-unknown-1.2874891

Quote: "What we had was an inferno on the third floor, Mack said. Cars burnt up, total loss."

2012-05-29 - Car bursts into flame in Miami (Florida):
http://batescountynewswire.blogspot.com/2012/05/car-fire-west-of-passaic.html

Note: Say, Miami's where the face-eating 'zombie incident' happened a day or two ago...

2012-05-29 - Car bursts into flame at public carpark in Banbury (Britain):
http://www.banburyguardian.co.uk/news/local/car-destroyed-by-mystery-fire-1-3895160

2012-05-29 - Car bursts into flame outside Warminster Community Hospital in Britain:
http://www.thisiswiltshire.co.uk/news/9734540.Car_destroyed_in_mystery_fire_in_Warminster/

2012-05-29 - Car fire reported at Wickes Roundabaout in Taunton (Britain):
http://www.dsfire.flinthosts.co.uk/news/newsdesk/IncidentDetail.cfm?IncidentID=20654&siteCategoryId=3&T1ID=26&T2ID=35

2012-05-29 - Boat bursts into flame on Chautauqua Lake in Lakewood (New York), 1 lightly injured:
http://www.observertoday.com/page/content.detail/id/572273/Boat-fire-extinguished-on-Chautauqua-Lake.html

2012-05-29 - Boat explodes, burns and sinks at New Meadows Marina in Brunswick (Maine), 2 injured:
http://bangordailynews.com/2012/05/28/news/midcoast/one-injured-in-fire-at-brunswick-marina/

2012-05-29 - Jet ski explodes at Lake of the Ozarks (Missouri), 2 injured:
http://www.kctv5.com/story/18640275/2-injured-after-jet-ski-explodes-at-lake-at-the-ozarks

2012-05-29 - Jet ski explodes at Lake Hartwell (South Carolina), 1 injured:
http://www2.wspa.com/news/2012/may/28/9/boat-explosion-injuries-reported-lake-hartwell-ar-3871925/

2012-05-29 - Golf cart bursts into flame, burns down adjacent home, on Tangier Island (Virginia):
http://www.delmarvanow.com/article/20120529/NEWS01/120529036/TANGIER-ISLAND-Golf-cart-fire-spreads-nearby-home-destroying-it

2012-05-29 - Mobile home bursts into flame and burns down in Northeast Albuquerque (New Mexico):
http://www.koat.com/news/new-mexico/albuquerque/Fire-destroys-mobile-home-in-Northeast-Albuquerque/-/9153728/14252940/-/106laxjz/-/index.html

2012-05-29 - Unoccupied unit at shopping center strip catches fire in Houston (Texas):
http://www.khou.com/news/local/Shopping-center-in-southeast-Houston-catches-fire-155327185.html

2012-05-29 - Garage bursts into flame in Milwaukee (Wisconsin), spreads to home:
http://www.cbs58.com/news/local-news/Crews-battle-West-Allis-garage-fire--155013705.html

2012-05-29 - Three homes burn in two separate incidents in East St. Louis (Missouri):
http://www.kmov.com/news/local/East-St-Louis-firefighters-battling-3-house-fires-at-2-separate-locations-155316555.html

Quote: "According to reports, the scenes were only a few blocks apart."

Note: Gas plume blowing eastward from the Mississippi River and igniting as it goes...

2012-05-29 - Three homes catch fire and burn in Barre (Vermont), blamed on lightning:
http://www.boston.com/news/local/vermont/articles/2012/05/29/firefighters_in_vt_city_fight_3_blazes/

Note: Lightning igniting gas plumes, yeah.

2012-05-29 - Third building in a week burns at Washington State University in Washington, arson blamed:
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2018309413_apwawsufire1stld.html

2012-05-29 - Three townhomes damaged by fire in Newark (Delaware), started in basement of one:
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/local&id=8680567&rss=rss-wpvi-article-8680567

2012-05-29 - Laundry room catches fire at Big Cedar Lodge resort in Ridgedale (Missouri):
http://www.ky3.com/news/ky3-fire-in-big-cedar-laundry-fills-building-with-smoke-20120529,0,1661324.story

2012-05-29 - Huge fire destroys two historic buildings and several businesses in Forrest City (Arkansas):
http://www.abc24.com/news/local/story/Historic-Buildings-Destroyed-in-Downtown-Forrest/4r-yjOYImEKaEUW-LhwZtg.cspx

2012-05-29 - Fire breaks out at University of Pittsburgh Dental School (Pennsylvania):
http://www.wpxi.com/news/news/local/firefighters-battle-flames-university-pittsburgh-d/nPGbt/

2012-05-29 - Massive warehouse fire in Collingwood (Australia) causes evacuations:
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/site/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=FR-20120529-35228-AUS

2012-05-29 - Huge fire breaks out at storage building at Paugus Marina in Laconia (New Hampshire):
www.wmur.com/news/nh-news/Fire-razes-Laconia-boat-storage-building/-/9857858/14244044/-/70edy0/-/index.html

Quote: "Investigators said the fire sparked while crews were at the scene of another suspicious fire just a few miles away. Officials said they believe the fires are connected."

Note: Connected by our increasingly flammable atmosphere, yes.

2012-05-29 - Apartment building burns in Oakland (California), 8 units destroyed, 40 people homeless:
http://www.contracostatimes.com/rss/ci_20732236?source=rss

2012-05-29 - Basement explosion rocks building in Northeast Philadelphia (Pennsylvania):
http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2012/05/29/fire-crews-called-to-scene-of-explosion-in-northeast-philadelphia/

B. Many more animal die-offs, of all kinds, and especially oceanic species, including sea mammals.

2012-05-29 - More dead fish surfacing in Baltimore-area waters around Chesapeake Bay:
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/site/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=BH-20120530-35255-USA

D. More corpses found in low-lying areas, all over the world.

2012-05-29 - San Jose SaberCats player dies at 26 in hotel in Santa Clara (California):
http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_20733347/san-jose-sabercats-player-johnie-kirton-has-died

2012-05-29 - Young man falls to death from dorm at University of Washington (Washington):
http://www.komonews.com/news/local/Young-man-found-dead-outside-dorm-at-UW-155417805.html

Note: Same place where three buildings have burned down this week. Near the west coast too.

2012-05-29 - Man found dead in submerged car in reservoir west of Gillette (Wisconsin):
http://www.gillettenewsrecord.com/stories/Body-found-submerged-in-reservoir-west-of-Gillette-,72442

Quote: "Deputies are unsure why Fogle left the roadway but believe it could have something to do with a medical condition..."

2012-05-29 - Worker found dead at cement plant in Glens Falls (New York):
http://www.looktvonline.com/workers-body-found-at-cement-plant

2012-05-29 - Man found dead in Mission Bay near San Diego (California):
http://www.cbs8.com/story/18645461/med-examiner-body-found-in-mission-bay-is-that-of-missing-man

2012-05-29 - Retired master sergeant found dead in Meadow Lake (New Jersey):
http://www.phillyburbs.com/news/local/burlington_county_times_news/body-of-boater-found-near-military-base-identified-as-retired/article_bbc90352-c681-589a-a474-5027473ff8a9.html

Quote: "A witness had contacted rescue crews on the base about 5:30 p.m. Saturday to report finding a boat that had run aground with the engine still running."

2012-05-29 - Woman found dead in back yard in Spring Garden (New York):
http://triblive.com/news/adminpage/1873908-74/dead-examiner-garden-medical-office-spring-woman-allegheny-anna-appear

2012-05-29 - Missing US tourist found dead in Beit She'an (Israel):
http://www.jpost.com/NationalNews/Article.aspx?id=271915

2012-05-29 - Man's body found between two high-rises overlooking Ferry Road in Guttenberg (New Jersey):
http://www.nj.com/hudson/index.ssf/2012/05/post_229.html

Note: And people pay extra for balconies...

2012-05-29 - Man's body found in pond in San Jose (California):
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2012/05/29/BASK1OP1AI.DTL

2012-05-29 - Body found in alley in Marton (New Zealand):
http://www.radionz.co.nz/news/regional/107049/body-found-in-alley

E. More unusual vehicular accidents.

2012-05-29 - Small plane crashes in central Michigan, 1 killed, 1 injured:
http://www.roanoke.com/news/roanoke/wb/309500

2012-05-29 - Small plane crashes in New South Wales (Australia), 1 killed:
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=8475966

2012-05-29 - Glider crashes at Ionia County Airport in Michigan, 1 killed:
http://www.mlive.com/news/index.ssf/2012/05/police_investigating_fatal_gli.html

2012-05-29 - Helicopter makes safe emergency landing in Hawaii after warning light comes on:
http://www.westhawaiitoday.com/sections/news/local-news/chopper-makes-emergency-landing-mountain-view.html

2012-05-29 - School bus hits horse and buggy in Lancaster (Pennsylvania), 1 lightly injured:
http://www.whptv.com/news/local/story/School-bus-horse-and-buggy-collide/KkOWVhbUeEmev9yUtpZoCQ.cspx

2012-05-29 - Transit bus overturns in Portmore (Jamaica), 1 killed:
http://www.jamaicaobserver.com/news/Portmore-tragedy--Boy-s-death-in-bus-crash-sparks-transport-anger

2012-05-29 - Motorcycle slams into construction barrels on Cape Coral bridge in Florida, 1 killed:
http://www.nbc-2.com/story/18642257/2012/05/29/fatal-accident-closes-wb-lanes-of-cape-coral-bridge

2012-05-29 - Boat accident kills toddler on Houghton Lake (Michigan), father missing:
http://www.freep.com/article/20120529/NEWS06/120529025/1001/RSS01

2012-05-29 - Ship sinks near Shanghai (China), 3 missing:
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/site/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=VI-20120530-35260-CHN

2012-05-29 - Train derails in Bucksport (Maine), dumps paper-making chemical into Penobscot River:
http://www.seacoastonline.com/articles/20120529-NEWS-120529702

Note: They were heading to a paper mill...

Other Stories Of Interest:

2012-05-29 - Mermaid body found? Very well could be.
http://www.inquisitr.com/244380/mermaids-the-body-found-explores-the-possibility-of-real-life-mermaids-video/

Note: I mentioned this in the full hypothesis, the genetic blending that appears to be occurring as DNA/RNA is damaged from radiation leaking through our disintegrating ozone layer and Mother Nature splices in another species' genetic information to fill holes. I'll quote myself: "Many of these new chimeric creatures have human DNA/RNA and show human characteristics because our genome is so prevalent in the biosphere; we are everywhere." So a fish had some damaged DNA/RNA and Mother Nature spliced in some human DNA/RNA from a passing virus and tada, mermaids were born. There have been reports of wolf-human hybrids, lizard-human hybrids, lamb-human hybrids, etc. Some of these may reproduce asexually via parthenogenesis (especially lizard hybrids), and/or with eggs. Some may possess human or near-human intelligence, or possibly even better-than-human intelligence. These part-human creatures will be technologically savages, probably tribal at first, and they will likely not be friendly to humans - why would they be? This process of genetic blending has probably occurred in our past, and likely explains many myths and legends: mermaids, giants, pixies, minotaurs, centaurs, werewolves, bigfoot (bear-human?), yeti, satyrs, etc. We ourselves may be - and probably are - a chimeric blend of an unknown hominid and a simian. This completely changes evolutionary theory, obviously, or at least this adds an important missing piece of the puzzle.

2012-05-29 - Man stabs self, throws intestines at police, in Hackensack (New Jersey), 1 injured:
http://www.northjersey.com/news/Hackensack_man_stabs_self_throws_intenstines_at_police.html

Note: More neurological damage? Might very well be, and another coastal area like the Miami growling face-eater guy. We might see quite a lot of this as the hydrogen sulfide plumes permeate the atmosphere and neurological damage spreads throughout the surviving human population. Take it from here, Stephen King...

2012-05-29 - Around 160 students suddenly sicken in Afghanistan, second incident in a week:
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/site/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=CR-20120529-35249-AFG

Quote: "Some victims said they smelled something unusual after entering their classrooms, then became ill. After vomiting many lost consciousness."

Note: Remember the 500+ people who sickened at the Las Vegas Marathon a bit ago? Very similar. What could marathon runners in Nevada have in common with school kids in Afghanistan? The atmosphere.

2012-05-29 - Freak hailstorm hits New Zealand capital, causing three vehicle crashes:
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/site/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=HS-20120529-35231-NZL

2012-05-29 - Child passes out at small lake in Forest Park in St. Louis (Missouri), safely resuscitated:
http://www.kmov.com/news/local/Officials-Child-pulled-from-pond-in-Forest-Park-155449495.html

2012-05-29 - Inspectors run safety sweeps on buses and motor coaches in 13 states:
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/story/2012-05-17/bus-crash-safety-speeding/55039504/1

Quote: "...federal and local inspectors are running roadside safety inspections of motor coaches and tour buses across 13 Eastern states and the District of Columbia."