Jumping Jack Flash Hypothesis: It's A Gas Gas Gas: Event Update For 2026-08-01

http://jumpingjackflashhypothesis.blogspot.com/2012/02/jumping-jack-flash-hypothesis-its-gas.html

The seas, lakes and oceans are now pluming deadly hydrogen sulfide and suffocating methane. Hydrogen sulfide is a highly toxic water-soluble heavier-than-air gas and will accumulate in low-lying areas. Methane is slightly more buoyant than normal air and so will be all around, but will tend to contaminate our atmosphere from the top down. These gases are sickening and killing oxygen-using life all around the world, including human life, as our atmosphere is increasingly poisoned. Because both gases are highly flammable and because our entire civilization is built around fire and flammable fuels, this is leading to more fires and explosions. This is an extinction level event and will likely decimate both the biosphere and human population and it is debatable whether humankind can survive this event.

A. More fires and more explosions, especially along the coasts, but everywhere generally.
B. Many more animal die-offs, of all kinds, and especially oceanic species.
C. More multiples of people will be found dead in their homes, as if they'd dropped dead.
D. More corpses found in low-lying areas, all over the world.
E. More unusual vehicular accidents.
F. Improved unemployment numbers as people die off.

Category: Variety Pack

2026-08-01 - Record-setting amounts of H2S-spewing sargassum hitting beaches in the Caribbean and Gulf of Mexico:
http://abcnews.com/International/wireStory/caribbean-gulf-mexico-beaches-swathed-record-levels-seaweed-135269046
http://ground.news/article/a-blanket-of-seaweed-smothers-coastlines-from-the-caribbean-to-mexico
http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/national/26428419.blanket-seaweed-smothers-coastlines-caribbean-mexico/

Quote: "The smell of rotten eggs permeates communities where large piles of decaying sargassum emit ammonia and hydrogen sulfide. 'The effects of these gases on people can be severe,' warns the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency, noting it can cause nausea, headaches and lung irritation."

2026-08-01 - Van goes up in flames and kills man near the coast in Avgorou (Cyprus):
http://cyprus-mail.com/2026/08/01/charred-body-found-inside-burning-vehicle-in-avgorou
http://en.philenews.com/local/cyprus-avgorou-burning-car-elderly-british-national/
http://knews.kathimerini.com.cy/en/news/charred-body-found-inside-burned-vehicle-in-avgorou
http://en.philenews.com/local/cyprus-police-charred-body-burning-car-avgorou/
http://en.philenews.com/local/autopsy-elderly-briton-burns-avgorou-car-fire/

Quote: "According to police sources, the elderly man had travelled to an animal shelter accompanied by his domestic worker and his dog. Under circumstances currently under investigation, the vehicle caught fire, and the man failed to escape the car in time."

2026-08-01 - Underground electrical fire breaks out and causes blackouts in coastal San Francisco (California):
http://www.kron4.com/news/bay-area/vault-fire-in-san-francisco-triggers-temporary-shelter-in-place/
http://www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/haight-electrical-fire-shelter-in-place-22368804.php
http://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/underground-electrical-fire-f-prompts-161605159.html

2026-08-01 - Landfill fire breaks out in Prapatnica near coastal Split (Croatia):
http://www.portal.hr/en/novosti/hr/111611-gori-deponij-prapatnici-angazirana-dva-kanadera

2026-08-01 - Landfill fire breaks out on Pottergate Road in Leadenham (Britain):
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/more-crews-called-blaze-continues-143138160.html
http://www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk/news/local-news/fire-investigation-ongoing-after-blaze-11086335

2026-08-01 - Wildfire jumps the Spokane River and destroys structures near Spokane (Washington), National Guard mobilizing:
http://cdapress.com/news/2026/aug/01/wind-driven-wildfire-prompts-evacuations-in-eastern-washington/
http://www.spokesman.com/stories/2026/aug/01/fast-moving-fire-breaks-out-in-airway-heights-area/
http://nypost.com/2026/08/02/us-news/spokane-washington-wildfire-torches-homes-turns-neighborhood-into-hellscape-in-terrifying-video/
http://www.kxly.com/news/national-guard-mobilizing-units-to-help-spokane-in-wildfire-response/article_5deb415a-e2e1-4b3f-a73d-3d213ab1a528.html
http://www.cnn.com/2026/08/02/us/live-news/spokane-washington-wildfire-old-trails-hnk

Quote: "Terrifying video captured a raging wildfire turning a Spokane neighborhood into a smoke-choked hellscape Saturday as flames tore through homes and forced thousands of residents to flee during one of the worst fire disasters in the Washington city’s history."

2026-08-01 - Wildfire grows to 1,318 acres and causes evacuations near Olney (Montana):
http://dailyinterlake.com/news/2026/aug/01/evacuations-ordered-for-residents-near-skillet-fire/
http://dailyinterlake.com/news/2026/jul/31/road-closures-evacuation-warnings-continue-for-skillet-fire/

2026-08-01 - Wildfire burns out of control and causes evacuations near Okanagan Lake (Canada):
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/bradley-creek-wildfire-prompts-evacuation-orders-near-okanagan-lake-9.7294166

2026-08-01 - Wildfire breaks out and sends people fleeing in coastal Agios Vasileios (Greece):
http://www.wsls.com/news/world/2026/08/01/europes-wildfire-crisis-shifts-as-some-200000-french-return-but-new-blazes-force-thousands-to-flee/

2026-08-01 - Ferry ship 'Mutiara Sentosa 2' bursts into flame off coastal Madura Island (Indonesia), 5+ killed, 41 missing:
http://www.yahoo.com/news/world/articles/five-dead-41-missing-indonesia-100223616.html
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/8/2/at-least-five-dead-41-missing-after-ferry-catches-fire-off-indonesia
http://indianexpress.com/article/world/indonesia-ferry-fire-madura-island-passengers-missing-killed-rescue-operation-10814638/
http://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/five-dead-41-missing-after-indonesian-ferry-catches-fire-authorities-say-2026-08-02/
http://www.ndtv.com/world-news/5-dead-41-missing-as-ferry-with-271-people-onboard-catches-fire-near-indonesias-madura-island-11855533
http://www.wfmz.com/news/a-blaze-engulfs-an-indonesian-passenger-ferry-off-java-leaving-at-5-dead-and-dozens/article_6f48708a-0fa8-5386-8765-41f2ef6b11c9.html
http://www.newindianexpress.com/world/2026/Aug/02/five-dead-41-missing-as-ferry-catches-fire-near-madura-island-in-java-sea
http://www.npr.org/2026/08/03/g-s1-136858/blaze-indonesian-passenger-ferry
http://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c74g0wjvlrxo

2026-08-01 - Boat bursts into flame near Gilkicker Point in coastal Gosport (Britain):
http://www.hantsfire.gov.uk/incident/firefighters-tackle-boat-fire-at-gilkicker-point/
http://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2026-08-01/crews-deal-with-boat-fire-and-warn-people-to-avoid-the-area
http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/people/boat-fully-destroyed-in-blaze-as-20-firefighters-deployed-to-sea-at-gosport-8834439
http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/26429001.witnesses-describe-shock-flames-engulf-boat-off-gosport/

Note: These are the 681st and 682nd boats/ships to burn/explode in 2026...

2026-08-01 - Passenger bus bursts into flame on I-35 in Waco (Texas):
http://www.kcentv.com/video/news/local/bus-catches-fire-waco/500-8d30b1d9-8399-4b78-a9e3-66625c270714
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5eD-8eGoYg
http://www.instagram.com/reel/Dbg-40Pgosv/

Note: This is the 433rd bus to burn in 2026...

2026-08-01 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame shortly after 1:20 AM on I-90 near Madison (Wisconsin):
http://fox47.com/news/local/semi-carrying-alcoholic-seltzer-destroyed-in-fire-on-i-90-near-madison
http://www.news8000.com/news/semi-truck-destroyed-in-i-90-fire/video_8380828a-45ba-595a-bd54-f8eb0c932a50.html
http://www.channel3000.com/news/semi-carrying-alcoholic-seltzer-destroyed-in-fire-on-i-90-near-madison/article_b3f2867e-99ab-4ea0-ab5d-7892a97f2dd5.html
http://www.wmtv15news.com/2026/08/01/tractor-trailer-fire-destroys-60-pallets-alcoholic-seltzer-i-90-madison/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjLJTQWf_EI

2026-08-01 - Tractor trailer bursts into flame on 5th Avenue NE in Independence (Iowa):
http://cbs2iowa.com/news/local/overheated-tires-explode-during-independence-semi-fire
http://www.kcrg.com/2026/08/03/no-injuries-reported-following-semi-fire-independence/
http://www.kwwl.com/news/independence-firefighters-respond-to-semi-wheels-on-fire/article_81c2bd2f-d1af-49e2-a610-8a3b15ee0f26.html

2026-08-01 - Tractor and baler destroyed by fire in Palmerston (Canada):
http://www.wellingtonadvertiser.com/tractor-baler-destroyed-by-fire/

Note: These are the 1092nd, 1093rd and 1094th tractors/tankers/semis to burn/explode in 2026...

2026-08-01 - Garbage truck bursts into flame shortly after 6:30 AM on Route 128 in coastal Manchester-by-the-Sea (Massachusetts):
http://www.wcvb.com/article/trash-truck-fire-route-128-south-manchester/73323691

2026-08-01 - RV bursts into flame while parked at home on Linn Lane in Las Vegas (Nevada), 1 injured:
http://www.8newsnow.com/news/local-news/1-hospitalized-on-rv-fire-in-east-las-vegas-valley/
http://www.fox5vegas.com/2026/08/01/rv-fire-spreads-hospitalizes-one-resident-near-lake-mead-linn-lane/
http://www.8newsnow.com/video/1-hospitalized-in-rv-fire-in-east-las-vegas-valley/12028135/

Note: This is the 276th RV to burn in 2026...

2026-08-01 - Van bursts into flame on I-64 in coastal Chesapeake (Virginia):
http://www.13newsnow.com/article/traffic/vehicle-fire-closes-lane-on-i-64-west-in-chesapeake/291-2d0368d7-8531-4ed2-b341-ed568da0cd80
http://www.wavy.com/news/local-news/chesapeake/westbound-outside-lanes-on-i-64-near-battlefield-boulevard-in-chesapeake-temporarily-close-due-to-vehicle-fire/
http://www.wavy.com/video/vdot-lanes-on-i-64-close-due-to-vehicle-fire/12027544/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqftWKbRhjY

2026-08-01 - SUV bursts into flame while parked in tow yard off Hull Street in Chesterfield County (Virginia):
http://www.wric.com/news/local-news/chesterfield-county/photos-vehicle-fire-in-tow-yard/

2026-08-01 - SUV bursts into flame on I-55 near Portageville (Missouri):
http://www.kfvs12.com/2026/08/02/portageville-fire-rescue-responds-vehicle-fire-i-55/

2026-08-01 - SUV bursts into flame on street in Fairfield (Maine):
http://www.newscentermaine.com/video/news/car-fire-6pm/97-69254477-9d51-4e68-9745-8fc3159fa01c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCDQ4U5UNbQ

2026-08-01 - SUV and RV trailer go up in flames on the M25 near Waltham Abbey (Britain):
http://www.essexlive.news/news/essex-news/car-caravan-fire-closes-lanes-11088528

2026-08-01 - Pickup truck bursts into flame, ignites brush fire, on Dickson Road in Dickson (Oklahoma):
http://www.kxii.com/2026/08/01/car-fire-threatens-two-homes-dickson-road-no-injuries-reported/

2026-08-01 - Car bursts into flame on Mt Rose Highway near North Lake Tahoe (California):
http://www.2news.com/news/local/north-lake-tahoe-firefighters-respond-to-vehicle-fire-on-mt-rose-hwy/article_1a5154c9-1c6c-46f9-bd3d-9973db12914e.html
http://www.2news.com/news/local/crews-put-out-vehicle-fire-on-mt-rose-hwy/video_684e0e40-370b-50b4-b1e3-50f2ac8a3c43.html

2026-08-01 - Car bursts into flame near school on West Noble Avenue in Guthrie (Oklahoma):
http://guthrienewspage.com/vehicle-fire-extinguished-near-cotteral-elementary-school/

2026-08-01 - Car bursts into flame while parked at home, fire spreads to home, on Pine Street in Redwing (Canada):
http://panow.com/2026/08/01/vehicle-fire-spreads-to-house-in-redwing/

2026-08-01 - Two cars go up in flames on Thompson Drive in Whitchurch (Britain):
http://www.shropshirefire.gov.uk/incidents/150859/

2026-08-01 - Car bursts into flame at 3:35 AM while parked in carpark in Plympton (Britain):
http://www.dsfire.gov.uk/incidents/vehicle-fire-2026-08-02-03-35

2026-08-01 - Car bursts into flame at gas station in Exton (Britain):
http://www.dsfire.gov.uk/incidents/vehicle-fire-2026-08-01-20-32

2026-08-01 - Car bursts into flame on the M20 near Leybourne (Britain):
http://www.kentonline.co.uk/kent/news/two-lanes-closed-on-motorway-after-car-fire-343438/

2026-08-01 - Car bursts into flame on the M4 near Hendy (Britain):
http://www.southwalesguardian.co.uk/news/26429487.emergency-services-called-car-fire-westbound-m4/

2026-08-01 - Vehicle bursts into flame on the Coquihalla Highway near Hope (Canada):
http://keremeosreview.com/2026/08/01/vehicle-fire-causing-delays-on-coquihalla-near-hope/

2026-08-01 - Vehicle bursts into flame at 6:20 AM on Airport Parkway in Belleville (Canada):
http://www.quintenews.com/2026/08/01/vehicle-fire-in-bellevilles-east-end/

2026-08-01 - RV trailer bursts into flame while parked at mobile home, fire spreads to home, on West Church Avenue in Fresno (California), 2 injured:
http://kmph.com/news/local/two-injured-as-mobile-home-and-travel-trailer-burn-to-the-ground

2026-08-01 - Barn destroyed by fire on North 2200th Avenue in Geneseo (Illinois):
http://www.wqad.com/article/news/local/crews-respond-to-geneseo-pole-barn-building-fire/526-2ece3d55-5ff0-4a0e-80b8-016f4e96d41d
http://qconline.com/news/local/article_cd3a9846-8c9a-590d-8687-6024840db71a.html
http://www.kwqc.com/2026/07/31/colona-crews-fight-pole-barn-fire/

2026-08-01 - Barn destroyed by fire in Valencia County (New Mexico):
http://www.krqe.com/news/new-mexico/hay-barn-catches-fire-overnight-in-rio-communities/
http://www.krqe.com/video/hay-barn-catches-fire-overnight-in-rio-communities/12027286/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIW7lV8weeI

2026-08-01 - Barn destroyed by fire on Old Easton Road in Bedminster Township (Pennsylvania):
http://centralbucksnews.com/news/no-injuries-in-late-night-barn-fire-in-bedminster-township/

2026-08-01 - Home heavily damaged by fire on Bulls Bridge Road in Kent (Connecticut):
http://www.ctpost.com/news/article/kent-firefighters-contain-house-fire-22370344.php

2026-08-01 - Home heavily damaged by fire in Shelby County (Tennessee):
http://wreg.com/news/no-injuries-after-north-shelby-county-house-fire-gas-leak/

2026-08-01 - Duplex destroyed by fire on Brevard Road in Arden (North Carolina):
http://wlos.com/news/local/fire-arden-investigation-retirement-home-brevard-road-firefighters-residents-occupants-community-western-north-carolina-wnc

2026-08-01 - Apartment building damaged by fire on Glenbrook Road in coastal Stamford (Connecticut), 1 injured:
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/friday-night-stamford-fire-displaces-seven/6532741/

2026-08-01 - Deadly fire burns home just before 6 AM on Bennett Street in Luzerne Borough (Pennsylvania), 1 killed, 3 injured:
http://www.2822news.com/top-news/teen-boy-dies-in-early-morning-fire/

2026-08-01 - Woman, 36, and infant found dead in bathtub at apartment on Whispering Woods Drive in Waterford Township (Michigan):
http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2026/08/02/oakland-county-mother-and-2-month-old-son-drown-in-bathtub/
http://www.audacy.com/wwjnewsradio/news/local/woman-and-2-month-old-infant-son-drown-in-bathtub-at-waterford-apartment-complex-police
http://www.abc12.com/video/waterford-township-2-month-old-and-mother-pronounced-dead-after-bathtub-drowning/video_024b53ee-1827-57a9-b821-07ac19ca35b9.html
http://www.fox2detroit.com/news/mother-2-month-old-son-found-dead-waterford-apartment-bathtub-police-say
http://oaklandcounty115.com/2026/08/01/mother-and-baby-found-dead-in-bathtub-apparently-of-drowning/

2026-08-01 - Tourist plane crashes and burns near the Nazca Lines (Peru), 13 killed:
http://www.dw.com/en/13-killed-in-tourist-plane-crash-in-peru/a-78204342
http://news.sky.com/story/tourist-plane-crash-leaves-13-dead-in-peru-13569102
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/peru-plane-crash-nazca-lines-deaths-b3025948.html
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/8/1/police-say-13-killed-as-small-plane-viewing-nazca-lines-in-peru-crashes
http://people.com/13-dead-after-plane-carrying-tourists-crashes-while-flying-over-world-heritage-site-12032336
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/aug/01/at-least-13-dead-as-tourist-plane-crashes-during-flight-over-perus-nazca-lines
http://apnews.com/article/peru-plane-crash-912cc69276f12afbfc921fa8b71c03c3

2026-08-01 - Small plane crashes just before midnight in Layton (Utah), 2 injured:
http://www.sltrib.com/news/2026/07/31/plane-crash-sr-193-near-hill-air/
http://www.standard.net/police-fire/2026/jul/31/small-plane-crashes-in-layton-two-injured/
http://www.fox13now.com/news/local-news/davis-county/two-injured-after-plane-crashes-on-layton-highway
http://www.abc4.com/news/local-news/layton-plane-crash-two-hospitalized/

2026-08-01 - Two firefighting helicopters crash in coastal Athens (Greece), 2 killed:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/greek-france-athens-europe-paris-b3026190.html
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/greece-helicopters-crash-wildfires-briton-survivor-b3026117.html
http://www.euronews.com/my-europe/2026/08/02/europes-wildfires-update-greece-still-battling-outbreaks-in-spain
http://www.democrata.es/en/international/they-recover-the-bodies-of-the-two-pilots-of-the-extinguishing-helicopter-that-crashed-west-of-athens/

2026-08-01 - Freight train derails near Parachute (Colorado):
http://www.westernslopenow.com/news/coal-train-derails-south-of-i-70-near-parachute/

2026-08-01 - SUV veers off road and overturns on Dolly Sods Road in Dolly Sods (West Virginia), 1 injured:
http://www.wboy.com/grant/1-flown-to-the-hospital-after-vehicle-accident-near-dolly-sods/

2026-08-01 - SUV veers off road, plunges into pond, on Bay Road in Burgess (South Carolina):
http://www.wmbfnews.com/2026/07/31/car-pond-after-crash-horry-county/

2026-08-01 - Pickup truck crashes into vehicles in Four Corners (Maryland), 1 killed, 1 injured:
http://wtop.com/montgomery-county/2026/07/1-killed-1-seriously-injured-in-crash-in-four-corners-md/

2026-08-01 - Six cars crash on Route 6 in coastal Sandwich (Massachusetts), 4 injured:
http://www.wcvb.com/article/four-hospitalized-six-car-crash-sandwich/73323893

2026-08-01 - Car crashes into pet center in Slidell (Louisiana):
http://www.wdsu.com/article/slidell-car-crashes-st-tammany-pet-center/73320976

2026-08-01 - Global warming accelerating, nearly doubling since 2013:
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/08/260801093239.htm

Quote: "Global warming appears to have shifted into a faster gear. After removing the effects of El Niño, volcanic eruptions, and solar cycles, researchers found that the planet has warmed at roughly 0.35°C per decade over the past ten years, compared with just under 0.2°C per decade from 1970 to 2015. The acceleration, which becomes visible around 2013 to 2015, appeared across five major global temperature datasets with more than 98% statistical certainty."

Note: They aren't factoring in the warming effects of micro/nanoplastic (MNP) contamination of the planet , so the warming rate keeps surprising them...

2026-08-01 - How America is adapting to climate extremes:
http://www.axios.com/2026/08/03/us-climate-change-adaptation-extreme-weather

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