tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4388504906915444063.post2442535212924648874..comments2024-03-20T06:07:07.676-06:00Comments on Jumping Jack Flash Hypothesis: It's A Gas Gas Gas: Event Update For 2014-08-16Jonny Mnemonichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06516458612879773986noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4388504906915444063.post-24856447667723982002014-08-18T09:29:18.150-05:002014-08-18T09:29:18.150-05:00Goin' out in blaze o' GLORY!
I really app...Goin' out in blaze o' GLORY!<br /><br />I really appreciate the humor you sprinkle into these terrifying reports to keep us sane. (what?)<br /><br />I was going to suggest a great way for you to make some money off of the mayhem in Ferguson, but now that the NTL Guard is there to put the kaibosh on everything, it may not be allowed. The idea is to take paying busloads of tourists around to the now fucked up buildings and burning shit all around. No, think about it - can't you just see the Japanese tour group with their multiple cameras and Hawaiian shirts gawking at the smoking ruins, oh and don't forget the rich people that would really like to see first hand "what's happ'n'in'" in their employees' home town!?<br /><br />Wait, let me wiggle around to adjust my straightjacket so it's not as hard to peck the keyboard with my nose . . .<br /><br />TomAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4388504906915444063.post-80505734472519824122014-08-18T08:19:32.456-05:002014-08-18T08:19:32.456-05:00Can I get a few pallets of barrels of gasoline and...Can I get a few pallets of barrels of gasoline and some buckets of rusty nails to go along with the barn and the hay?!Jonny Mnemonichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06516458612879773986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4388504906915444063.post-37634716557741606282014-08-18T08:15:22.508-05:002014-08-18T08:15:22.508-05:00Hey great, let me bid on the most expensive comic ...Hey great, let me bid on the most expensive comic book in the world so that if I win I can read it while the world burns down around me. Yeah, that's the ticket.<br /><br />That polar vortex is wreaking havoc on summer in the lower 48, while up near the North Pole and all around the upper latitudes it's way too hot and enormous forest fires are burning (adding more blanketing smoke, soot and CO2). Should be a real 'interesting' winter comin' up.<br /><br />Mountain lion enjoying "fast food" in his snatch and run meal. Dog, not so much.<br /><br />The zombies are armed! Nyaahaaaaa!<br /><br />That's pretty amazing that the truck which hit the building DIDN'T burst into flame, but the building did!<br /><br />Nothing like being rescued in an air ambulance which then crashes . . . <br /><br />Wildlife continues to expire due to gases in the atmosphere, weakened immune systems and diseases - a lot like what's happening to trees all over the world.<br /><br />It's hard to believe the fire officials can't connect the dots to figure out why homes are burning more than once, or ones in the same vicinities are going up in flames at about the same times - like the rampant vehicle fires we're seeing. The arson excuse is getting old and useless.<br /><br />How does a landfill have an 'underground' fire? There's all that crap on top to keep oxygen from getting there! I don't get it.<br /><br />I see the National Guard has been called in now. Damn, shit gettin' say-yus!<br /><br />Remember - the offer is still open to come an' hole-up here for a while. Got a barn with hay bedding I could put you up in . . .(kidding).<br /><br />Tom<br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com