tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4388504906915444063.post1486155441826885040..comments2024-03-20T06:07:07.676-06:00Comments on Jumping Jack Flash Hypothesis: It's A Gas Gas Gas: Event Update For 2014-08-31Jonny Mnemonichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06516458612879773986noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4388504906915444063.post-59261492995263405042014-09-02T08:13:42.831-05:002014-09-02T08:13:42.831-05:00Man, 51, decapitates himself with car and chain in...Man, 51, decapitates himself with car and chain in Port Jervis (New York):<br /><br />http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/man-rips-head-article-1.1923877<br /><br />Port Jervis is located on the banks of the Delaware River. People are losing their heads! LITERALLY! Not sure if this is worse or whether the guy who suddenly whacked his own penis off and then jumped off a balcony was worse. Flip of the coin. HEADS or tails? *rimshot*Jonny Mnemonichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06516458612879773986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4388504906915444063.post-74944510451372902262014-09-02T07:56:49.420-05:002014-09-02T07:56:49.420-05:00Ew! I didn't know that a 'fatberg' wa...Ew! I didn't know that a 'fatberg' was even a thing! Maybe I can work it into conversation as a put-down in case I need one: 'Renounce your evil ways, you oozing pustulent fatberg of a man!'Jonny Mnemonichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06516458612879773986noreply@blogger.com